Saturday, April 25, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Monday, April 06, 2009
Friday, April 03, 2009
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Do you have any idea what this is??
IT'S THE MICHAEL JACKSON VISIONARY BOX SET (a collection of all his video singles). AND I NEED IT.
Check it:
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Ya fuckin' right
How the hell did Shititas score a B- on the agency digital report card? Someone must be sucking cock over at Adweek. Read about it here.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
This is what hell is like.
It's like my worst nightmare came true. The razor account fused with the femcare account. Major shivers.
I see.
This week has been a bit of a mindfuck. Interviews, plane tickets, testosterone; it's all happening whether I'm alligned with the lunar cycle or not.
Here are some closing thoughts (shit, it's only Wednesday-FML):
-The circle of trust means nothing, if you're not engaging in it.
-Sometimes looks don't matter if he/she makes you feel like you're the only person in the room. Attraction comes with respect.
-Respect is quickly lost if you're not honest.
-If a person seems shady at first impression, he/she is probably a shady mothafucka in general. Keep one eye open.
-Exes are not to be hated. They're role models for what NOT to be like. Take note.
-Sometimes, people need to be with their polar opposite to find their center.
-I'm glad I'm liked for who I am vs. who I'm fucking.
-Remember that someone loves the person you despise. Look for the good things about them, and revel in your commonality.
-If his new chick is grade D, just remember, you had him first. The catch- she's looking to you to set the bar. Set it high.
-I have a feeling that the Boomerang Theory™ will prove to be true at the most inopportune time. Baggage is meant to be unpacked alone. When he finally figures that out, it will definitely be too late...for everyone. Que lastima.
In the words of Samantha James, "People rise together when they believe in tomorrow, change today, to forever, cuz life keeps movin'..."
Lyrics for right now:
A&E
It's a blue, bright blue Saturday, hey hey
And the pain is starting to slip away, hey hey
I'm in a backless dress on a pastel ward that's shining
Think I wan't you still
But there may be pills at work
Do you really wanna know how I was dancing on the floor?
I was trying to phone you when I'm crawling out the door
I'm amazed at you, the things you say that you don't do
Why don't you wreck?
I was feeling lonely, feeling blue
Feeling like I needed you
Like I'm walking up surrounded by me
A&E
It's a blue, bright blue Saturday, hey hey
And the pain is starting to slip away, hey hey
I'm in a backless dress on a pastel ward that's shining
Think I wan't you still
But there may be pills at work
How did I get to accident - emergency?
All I wanted was you to take me out high
And I was feeling lonely, feeling blue
Feeling like I needed you
Like I hope'd you'd call and hope you'd see me
A&E
-Goldfrapp
Here are some closing thoughts (shit, it's only Wednesday-FML):
-The circle of trust means nothing, if you're not engaging in it.
-Sometimes looks don't matter if he/she makes you feel like you're the only person in the room. Attraction comes with respect.
-Respect is quickly lost if you're not honest.
-If a person seems shady at first impression, he/she is probably a shady mothafucka in general. Keep one eye open.
-Exes are not to be hated. They're role models for what NOT to be like. Take note.
-Sometimes, people need to be with their polar opposite to find their center.
-I'm glad I'm liked for who I am vs. who I'm fucking.
-Remember that someone loves the person you despise. Look for the good things about them, and revel in your commonality.
-If his new chick is grade D, just remember, you had him first. The catch- she's looking to you to set the bar. Set it high.
-I have a feeling that the Boomerang Theory™ will prove to be true at the most inopportune time. Baggage is meant to be unpacked alone. When he finally figures that out, it will definitely be too late...for everyone. Que lastima.
In the words of Samantha James, "People rise together when they believe in tomorrow, change today, to forever, cuz life keeps movin'..."
Lyrics for right now:
A&E
It's a blue, bright blue Saturday, hey hey
And the pain is starting to slip away, hey hey
I'm in a backless dress on a pastel ward that's shining
Think I wan't you still
But there may be pills at work
Do you really wanna know how I was dancing on the floor?
I was trying to phone you when I'm crawling out the door
I'm amazed at you, the things you say that you don't do
Why don't you wreck?
I was feeling lonely, feeling blue
Feeling like I needed you
Like I'm walking up surrounded by me
A&E
It's a blue, bright blue Saturday, hey hey
And the pain is starting to slip away, hey hey
I'm in a backless dress on a pastel ward that's shining
Think I wan't you still
But there may be pills at work
How did I get to accident - emergency?
All I wanted was you to take me out high
And I was feeling lonely, feeling blue
Feeling like I needed you
Like I hope'd you'd call and hope you'd see me
A&E
-Goldfrapp
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Pffft
There should be a filter on Twitter so that users who have over 500+updates don't get this error message shit.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Idiot
You'd think he would know better after the first couple kids. What a dumb fuck. (Courtesy of Time.com)
Friday, March 13, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
ABC = FAIL
Damn you ABC for making me wait another week for my next episode of LOST. (Photo Source: postsecret.blogspot.com)
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Hilarious
Entered a contest to win Coachella tix and this was the thank you page. Best one I've ever seen!
Saturday, March 07, 2009
What the ef??
Anyone ever see this error message on Facebook? I think it's hysterical that they put some random photo of a pug with it...
HA!
What's wrong with a little sex during times of financial crisis?? According to Perezhilton, some billboard company, refused to post this ad because they thought it was too racy. Did I mention it would be placed in the meatpacking district- just about the gayest area in NY? LAME.
Thursday, March 05, 2009
IT'S ALL HAPPENING!!
Michael Jackson has just announced that he will be performing 10 shows at London's O2 Arena this July. And guess what?! I'm gonna go. For real peoples. I'm fucking going. Tickets go on sale next Wednesday, March 13th. Check it out HERE!!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
A female Banksy?
Ten year old Solveig, is considered by the UK Telegraph to be a female-versioned Banksy. Hmm, not sure I buy it. What do you think? Check out here stuff HERE.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Goddamn I love bacon
Someone has created a recipe for bacon mayonnaise. Yes, there is a god, and his name is Ryan Farr. Check it HERE.
Forchunz
Got the most amazing fortune last nite that I almost ate with the cookie:
Technology is the art of arranging the world so we do not notice it.
Technology is the art of arranging the world so we do not notice it.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Happy Refunding
I used to love JetBlue. Like, really really loved them. Then their prices went up and they started charging for the extra legroom seats, so I hated them for awhile (see this past blog entry). But slowly, they're redeeming themselves. Like this new thing they've got called the JetBlue Promise Program. Basically, if you've gotten laid off this past week and have already purchased a flight, they're offering to refund it! They're the first company I've noticed where rather than just acknowledge the recession and expect people to deal with it, they're doing something about it and looking out for the passenger's well-being. Read all about it HERE.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
So LOST
Ok, I've watched this week's episode twice now and I've got some thoughts I have to get down before I forget:
1- The lagoon Jack, Hurley, etc. end up in, is the same lagoon the back end of Oceanic Flight 815 flung some people into. It's the same lagoon where Kate found the gun case and where that hot Brazilian found his bag with the diamonds.
2- Eloise has one of the Virgin Mary's on her desk. The same one that that was found in the small plane that crashed on the island- the one that killed Boone, and had Mr. Eko's brother in it, smuggling heroin. Yes, one of those.
3- I get that on the island, whenever there was a fight, they would walk around with blood on them. Fine. But, how come Ben is walking around in REALITY all banged up like that. He couldn't clean up so well. I mean, come on- if I saw someone covered in blood on Newbury St., I'm pretty sure they'd get stopped.
4- So for all of the recent episodes, Jack's been obsessed with getting back to the island. So how come he so strongly questions and fights against all the stuff Eloise tells him he needs to do to get back?? Why wouldn't he just be like, ok cool, let's go.
5- Where the fuck is Aaron and why doesn't Kate want to talk about him? Is it because Jack hasn't acknowledged it or something? This one confuses me. I'm sure it'll make for a great flashback story...if it's even relevant.
6- Does everyone on the plane end up on the island? Since Ben doesn't care, it makes me think that's important- probably cuz he's lying or something. But why has there been no talk about whether or not Ben will be able to get back on the island? Cuz technically he's just a variable like the rest of the passengers we don't know about. Can he go back and forth from the island via plane?
7- Back in the day, the Others used the sub to get back to the world, right? So why didn't they just get another sub? All this coordinate bullshit didn't mean anything in the past episodes-seems like Ben was reentering all the time! How about all those times we see Richard Alpert in the real world, and then on the island- no way there was a plane (or boat) crash there every time. How did they move back and forth??
8-When Jack's grandpa disappears from the home, is he really turning into Jack's dad and going to the island? HA.
9- Jack first calls his grandpa, "Ray", then switches to "grand dad"- why?? (p.s. the amounts that Jack says "grand dad" is hella annoying)
10- Right- so the grampa just HAPPENED to have had dudeman's shoes? Of all his possessions to take when he leaves the home, that was one of them?
11- They all know they're about to go back and yet, Jack and Kate are just chillin'. Wouldn't you be going crazy?
12- I keep seeing on Lostpedia that people think Ben killed Penny. I get that he calls Jack from the marina, but why would Ben wanna kill Penny? And if it is this, who's the "old friend" he refers to?
13- Kate said she would see Jack at the airport. So why does he seem so surprised that she showed up? And what's with her and the indoor-wearing shades? FAIL.
14- How come no one's concerned with how they're gonna return from the island? They had such a hard time getting rescued last time that you'd think returning would be a huge concern. I mean, Sun just left her baby?!
15- Last time Hurley was reading a comic with polar bears, it foreshadowed the crazy bears on the island, obviously. This time, the comic he's reading is a skeleton in a space suit or something and the helmet says "el ultimo hombre" meaning "the last man." Hmmmm....
And my top question- if they all knew there was a chance they were going back to the island, then why the fuck are they all wearing such redonk clothes. I mean, Jack's wearing a muthafuggin' suit!
P.s. You must check out the website for Ajira Airways HERE. It's pretty robust- way better than the Oceanic site.
The best part- there's a reference to an excursion that mentions swimming with sharks. There's been lots of mention of sharks in the past (I think it was Juliet/Ben who told Jack when he was being held prisoner, that the station they were in was the aquarium or something and Dharma did stuff with dolphins and sharks). There was also a glimpse of Dharma-branded shark on one of the episodes where Jin, Sawyer and Michael are on the raft. God, it'd be awesome if they did an episode with sharks!! Cross your fingers!
1- The lagoon Jack, Hurley, etc. end up in, is the same lagoon the back end of Oceanic Flight 815 flung some people into. It's the same lagoon where Kate found the gun case and where that hot Brazilian found his bag with the diamonds.
2- Eloise has one of the Virgin Mary's on her desk. The same one that that was found in the small plane that crashed on the island- the one that killed Boone, and had Mr. Eko's brother in it, smuggling heroin. Yes, one of those.
3- I get that on the island, whenever there was a fight, they would walk around with blood on them. Fine. But, how come Ben is walking around in REALITY all banged up like that. He couldn't clean up so well. I mean, come on- if I saw someone covered in blood on Newbury St., I'm pretty sure they'd get stopped.
4- So for all of the recent episodes, Jack's been obsessed with getting back to the island. So how come he so strongly questions and fights against all the stuff Eloise tells him he needs to do to get back?? Why wouldn't he just be like, ok cool, let's go.
5- Where the fuck is Aaron and why doesn't Kate want to talk about him? Is it because Jack hasn't acknowledged it or something? This one confuses me. I'm sure it'll make for a great flashback story...if it's even relevant.
6- Does everyone on the plane end up on the island? Since Ben doesn't care, it makes me think that's important- probably cuz he's lying or something. But why has there been no talk about whether or not Ben will be able to get back on the island? Cuz technically he's just a variable like the rest of the passengers we don't know about. Can he go back and forth from the island via plane?
7- Back in the day, the Others used the sub to get back to the world, right? So why didn't they just get another sub? All this coordinate bullshit didn't mean anything in the past episodes-seems like Ben was reentering all the time! How about all those times we see Richard Alpert in the real world, and then on the island- no way there was a plane (or boat) crash there every time. How did they move back and forth??
8-When Jack's grandpa disappears from the home, is he really turning into Jack's dad and going to the island? HA.
9- Jack first calls his grandpa, "Ray", then switches to "grand dad"- why?? (p.s. the amounts that Jack says "grand dad" is hella annoying)
10- Right- so the grampa just HAPPENED to have had dudeman's shoes? Of all his possessions to take when he leaves the home, that was one of them?
11- They all know they're about to go back and yet, Jack and Kate are just chillin'. Wouldn't you be going crazy?
12- I keep seeing on Lostpedia that people think Ben killed Penny. I get that he calls Jack from the marina, but why would Ben wanna kill Penny? And if it is this, who's the "old friend" he refers to?
13- Kate said she would see Jack at the airport. So why does he seem so surprised that she showed up? And what's with her and the indoor-wearing shades? FAIL.
14- How come no one's concerned with how they're gonna return from the island? They had such a hard time getting rescued last time that you'd think returning would be a huge concern. I mean, Sun just left her baby?!
15- Last time Hurley was reading a comic with polar bears, it foreshadowed the crazy bears on the island, obviously. This time, the comic he's reading is a skeleton in a space suit or something and the helmet says "el ultimo hombre" meaning "the last man." Hmmmm....
And my top question- if they all knew there was a chance they were going back to the island, then why the fuck are they all wearing such redonk clothes. I mean, Jack's wearing a muthafuggin' suit!
P.s. You must check out the website for Ajira Airways HERE. It's pretty robust- way better than the Oceanic site.
The best part- there's a reference to an excursion that mentions swimming with sharks. There's been lots of mention of sharks in the past (I think it was Juliet/Ben who told Jack when he was being held prisoner, that the station they were in was the aquarium or something and Dharma did stuff with dolphins and sharks). There was also a glimpse of Dharma-branded shark on one of the episodes where Jin, Sawyer and Michael are on the raft. God, it'd be awesome if they did an episode with sharks!! Cross your fingers!
Best thing I've read in awhile
"Getting laid off is a blank check resume-wise. You never have to 'explain' why u were there 7 mo."- scottperezfox via Sally Hogshead via Twitter
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Dumb hookers
No really- the Las Vegas Review Journal just posted the top 50 hottest hookers in Vegas to look out for (read about it HERE)- including photos and a list of their known misdemeanors!! If you're in Vegas right now, maybe you can find one and say hi...
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
HA
Guess there are Gloucester whores everywhere!
In the UK,
Chantelle Steadman, 15 year-old tramp
+
barely pubescent Alfie Patten, 13 years old, 4 ft. tall
=
baby
This is almost as disgusting as Octo-slut, Nadya Suleman.
Friday, February 13, 2009
NEW BUFF MONSTER
Happy Vday to me! Buff's kicking this one off right with his web-exclusive "Bloody Valentine" figure. Looks like it might be a 10" incher? Goes on sale tomorrow morning 10 am PST on his site ONLY. Love me? Get it HERE!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Monday, February 09, 2009
When was the last time you booked a flight?
Always wondered if there was something on Oceanic's website that would give us clues...still searching.
Sunday, February 08, 2009
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Need another reason why Boston sucks?
Because only in this town would stupid cops arrest Shepard Fairey...Read about it here.
Friday, February 06, 2009
Thursday, February 05, 2009
I hate Barbie. That bitch has everything.
Check out the designers lined up to design grown-up dresses for Barbie's 50th anniversary at NY Fashion Week. AND Christian Laboutin is designing all the model's shoes in the signature 219 Pantone Pink. So hot. (PHOTO SOURCE HERE)
Anna Sui
Baby Phat
Badgley Mischka
Betsey Johnson
Bob Mackie
Brian Reyes
Calvin Klein
Carmen Marc Valvo
Catherine Malandrino
Chris Benz
Costello Tagliapietra
Derek Lam
Diane von Furstenberg
Donna Karan
Erin Fetherston
House of Field
Jeremy Scott
Juicy Couture
Kai Kuhne
Kenneth Cole
Koi Suwannagate
Lyn Devon
Marchesa
Michael Kors
Monique Lhuillier
Naeem Khan
Nanette Lepore
Nicole Miller
Norma Kamali
Peter Som
Rachel Roy
Rag & Bone
Rebecca Taylor
Reem Acra
Robert Best
Rosa Cha
The Blonds
Three As Four
Tibi
Tommy Hilfiger
Tory Burch
Tracy Reese
Trina Turk
Tuleh
Twinkle
Vena Cava
Vera Wang
Vivienne Tam
Yeohlee
Yigal Azrouel
Check it
Straight guys-take note. If your body looked like this...sigh. Just...shit-make your body look like this, ok?
P.s. This is gold medal Australian Olympic diver, Matthe Mitcham. The men out there are lucky to have him...
P.s. This is gold medal Australian Olympic diver, Matthe Mitcham. The men out there are lucky to have him...
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Monday, February 02, 2009
How awesome is our president?!
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy
Big surprise
Not really. Publicis' Honeyshed project FAILED. Read about it Here. Makes me laugh cuz Soft Pussy was SO convinced Honeyshed was the wave of the future. And, true, it might have been- but only because it was a Droga initiative. However, it takes a big man to admit when things aren't working out, and Droga did just that. As for Mr. Soft Pussy, add this to his list of suck.
Superads09
Discovered Tweetchat last nite. Love the rest of the ad whores and all the peeps who took part in it. Rick, your comments esp. cracked me up. Is my gold toilet on ebay yet? Here're the faves:
The underdog- Cash4gold.com
The obvious winner-Careerbuilder.com
The underdog- Cash4gold.com
The obvious winner-Careerbuilder.com
Sunday, February 01, 2009
When's your spot running?
Agencyspy has posted this list of commercial sponsors who have bought time on NBC during the Superbowl. I think there may be some that are missing though. How awesome to know ahead of time when to look out for stuff!
Karas: The Prophecy
Solo and I watched this the other day. Definitely an Anime film worth seeing- amazing battle scenes. However, lemme know if you understand the plot within the first 5 minutes, cuz I surely didn't. I will say this though, Anime is amazing cuz they storyboard stuff out like an actual movie with few transitional shots. Cool to watch, hard to follow. Four tomatas.
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