For Momma Bear

My mom used to wanna have Rick Astley's babies. In honor of her upcoming nuptials this Saturday, this one's for her...

Thanks.

The ongoing list of things I'm thankful for/appreciate of:
-the sun
-the love of family
-waking up and realizing that I got a solid 5 hours
-friends who maintain
-Saturdays
-puppies
-people that plan things for me
-being from California
-hugs
-Coca-Cola in a can
-music
-people who say "bless you" after you sneeze
-the beach
-cell phone service
-that feeling you get when you receive a phone call/text from someone unexpected
-unwarranted acts of kindness
-surprises (even though I hate them, I kinda love them)
-karaoke
-a great book
-visually stimulating art
-cute babies
-recognition when you've done something good
-seat warmers
-skylights
-air conditioning
-amazing wallpaper
-light colored eyes
-flip flops
-glowtion
-the smell of a bbq
-laughter that brings you to tears
-kisses
-sunroofs
-a good couch
-straightening irons
-tropical fruit

Nice.

Today at 11 am PST, FullyVisual x Amanda Visell. The 6 piece mini figure set, titled "Apocalypt-Ephunts" comes in 4 different colorways: SILVER, COPPER, GOLD, and BLACK NICKEL. But it HERE!.

Pee your pants, people. Pee. Your. Pants.

Horrific yet hilarious

In honor of my trip to Cali...Nov. 22- Dec. 1. I'll miss you.

Guess what you're getting for Xmas?

That's right. A beer hoodie.

About effin' time

Our AOL Search banner will be appearing live on http://icanhascheezburger.com/ today. Make sure you click on it, bitches! If you don't see it, just keep refreshing! It should look somethin like the image above...

Guess what! The banner is also appearing on www.wheresgeorge.com as well. Hurray for cool-site placement day! And a big BOOOOO for bad clients who approve lame creative.

This is a load of bullshits.

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Even the Dharma Initiative is being hit by Bush's economic barforama. Assassination...just throwin' it out there...

New Moon

My fortune cookies:
1) A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food.
2) The act of giving is more important than receiving.

Best. Night. Ever. Seriously...despite the retarded forchunz. Mad snaps to everyone who shared it with me.

Icanhascheezburger.com. My new favorite funnies.

ATTENTION

Go. Learn. Play. Respecognize!

I have Hope.

Just saw the Kings of Leon play and wanted to take a minute to say how blessed I am to have such amazing cousins. Hopey, I'd like to dedicate "Cold Desert" to you. If you see this - I miss you, I love you, and can't wait to spend some time with you when I get home. You have the most intense soul and even though I know we don't talk as often as we should, we have more in common than I can ever explain. You're the most beautiful person I know and I truly can't wait to see you and Josh...xoxo

Why won't my job let me do shit like this?

H-O-T 2009

Family Guy just keeps getting better

Found!

Check it. This just makes me pissed off that I have to wait til Jan. 21, 2009 for a new episode of Lost. Damn you J.J. Abrams. Fringe sucks in comparison...

Quote of the day

Intelligence plus character-
that is the goal of true education.
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Last nite

Me: (said to hot guy) Hey what's up sweetie! You look so hot tonite. Good to see you! Bye babe.

C: Um. Who was THAT?

Me: Um. That was Alejandro.

C: No it wasn't.

Me: Uh, ya it was. Why didn't you say hi??

C: Maybe cuz that wasn't him.

Me: Yes it WAS!

C: No it wasn't!

Me: Well then shit. Who the hell was it?? Did I just tell some random guy that he was hot?? No way. That was totally Alejandro.

C: That was definitely NOT Alejandro.

Me: Well then shit. Who the fuck was it?? How do I know that guy??

10 minutes pass.

Me: OHMYGOD!! Holy shit!!

C: What?! Are you STILL tryin to figure out who that guy was?

Me: Holy fuckin shit. I think that was mirrorboy!!! OH. MY. GOD.

C: Who the hell is mirrorboy??

Me: You know! That guy! He's always dancing in front of the mirror!!

C: But wait a second. There was no mirror!

Me: I KNOW!!! What the fuck!!!

Minister of Hooking Up

Gunny- my #1 Choon. May you forever pull the babes...even without the Volvo. No, cheers to you!

HOLY JESUS.

Stream videos at Ustream
This is a LIVE webcam of 6 Shiba Inu puppies!!

The 6 Shiba Inu pups (3 boys and 3 girls) turned 4 weeks old on November 4th.

Girls:
- Autumn (Purple collar)
- Ayumi (Yellow collar)
- Amaya (Red collar)

Boys:
- Aki (Green collar)
- Akoni (Black collar)
- Ando (Blue collar)

22 days and counting

H-O-T

(Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama waves to the crowd at a rally in the rain at the University of Mary Washington in Fredericksburg, Va. Saturday, Sept. 27, 2008.(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Anyone else think that Obama look a little like MJ here? Who cares. I love them both.

TCM. BAGS CHAMPION 2008.

MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!

Trice as nice.

Let's talk about my boy Lee for a second. Artist, DJ, skater, and craziest S.O.B. I've ever known. Thought about him today and wanted to give him a shout.

P.S. Catja, remember Hurricane Wilma and our Cinnabon/pizza picnic with Casper?? Good times.

Vote. Get free stuff.

For real, yo. All the companies are gettin' in on it. Vote on Nov. 4th and get all this loot:
- Starbucks - free coffee
- Ben and Jerry's - free ice cream
- Krispy Kreme - free star-shaped donut with red, white and blue sprinkles ("I Voted" sticker necessary)

I'm sure there's more. But c'mon, do you really need more? These are like 3 of the best things in the world! VOTE. GET FREE STUFF. DONE.

Nuts.

"In honor of the upcoming 2008 U.S. Presidential election, these ONE-OF-A-KIND Cabbage Patch Kids® based on Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe Biden, and Sarah Palin were custom delivered by JAKKS Pacific®. Each is fashioned in classic ‘Kid™ style to resemble the U.S. Democratic and Republican candidates for President and Vice President. They're only being auctioned off on Ebay with 100 percent of the proceeds going to Marine Toys for Tots Foundation..."

I hope they don't expect kids to actually play with these. I mean who really wants to play with a political candidate (not like that- dirty bird). Lame.