It's good to hang with Barbarians

What potentially could have been a depressing day, was made amazing by these people. I have the best friends...

Graphite Collection

Louis Vitton Graphite Collection. The countdown to Xmas begins. Make magic happen, people.

How much do you love me?

I can't believe it's actually happening. MJ's glove is being auctioned off. If you ever wanted to do anything nice for me...this is it. GET IT FOR ME.

Keep your heads high, kids.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Handpainted 10" Buff Teddy Trooper...HOLY FUCKING SHIT! If you love me, you'll buy me one of these Dec. 15th.

Take no prisoners!

This was me...this is me. Huge thanks to HR for reminding me that I'm better than that. Mad love to the DTAS peeps I didn't hate. xo

Hodja Skol!!

Happy bday Catja! I hope your day is filled with bulldogs and sneakers and everything else you love...Puss puss xoxo

Thutup

Check out this video by my friend Suzanne. She actually made the bear by hand! If you can figure out the plot, you get a big hug.

Survival of the hottest

Darwin Dating. No fugs allowed. Check it out. Should you make the cut, you must get with thor1979. Tell him I sent you...

Musta been somethin' in the air last nite

Classic quotes from the night

Mike: Ya, you have nice eyes, but it doesn't mean shit if your jeans don't match.
Me: Umm. I'm pretty sure both my jeans and eyes are blue.
Mike: Oh. True.

Mike: So what if I've got a naked chick in bed at my house right now. Matt's way more attractive.
Solo: Ya, but we're both straight, dude.
Mike: Good point.

Case: You don't need yourself a toy soldier.
L: You're right! If I wanted a toy soldier, I'd masterbate with GI Joe!
Case: Omg, that's goin' on Facebook.

Lyrics of the week

This might be home...

Andain's Beautiful Things
Can I change my mind
did I think things through
It was once my life -
it was my life at one time

Got up early, found something's missing
my only name.
No one else sees but I got stuck,
and soon forever came.
Stopped pushing on for just a second,
then nothing's changed.
Who am I this time, where's my name
I guess it crept away.

No one's calling for me at the door.
And unpredictable won't bother anymore.
And silently gets harder to ignore.
Look straight ahead, there's nothing left to see.
What's done is done, this life has got it's hold on me.
Just let it go, what now can never be.

I forgot that I might see,
So many beautful things.
I forgot that I might need,
to find out what life could bring.

Take this happy ending away, it's all the same.
God won't waste this simplicity on possibility.
Get me up, wake me up, dreams are filling
this trace of blame.
Frozen still I thought I could stop,
now who's gonna wait.

No one's calling for me at the door.
and unpredictable won't bother anymore.
and silently gets harder to ignore.
look straight ahead, there's nothing left to see.
what's done is done, this life has got it's hold on me.
just let it go, what now can never be.

Now what do I do
can I change my mind
did I think things through

It was once my life - it was my life at one time.

My happy video of the day

Still not old.

Stupid big man sizes

Find this for me in something way smaller than an XL, then buy it for me HERE!. K? Thanks.

Are you fucking serious?

Yes, yes I am. New BAGS score. TCM/TOD. Respecognize.

What a waste

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Razzy's, welcome to the rotation.

Razzy's. Somerville, MA. Go there.

When in doubt, return to Shopgirl

[Ray]
Hey, guess what? When I'm in NY next week, I've decided to look for an apartment there.

[Mirabelle]
To move there?

[Ray]
No no, just a place to stay while I'm there. No more luggage. Woohoo!

[Mirabelle]
Like a crash pad! You lucky mister.

[Ray]
Actually, I'm gonna look for a 3-bedroom in case I meet someone and have kids.

[Mirabelle]
(sits down defeated)

[Ray]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...

[Mirabelle]
Ray, why don't you love me? ...are you just biding your time with me?

[Ray]
I thought you understood.

[Mirabelle]
So, I can either hurt now or hurt later. Now...I guess.

Lessen for the week
Don't wait for later. Now is everything.

Nice leo-TARD

Madonna's the new face of Louis. So H-O-T.

Old medicine

Caption: Testing the 2,7000-year-old pot for THC concentration.

Check it:
"The world's oldest stash of marijuana has been found in far western China, according to an article in the Journal of Experimental Botany.

An ancient Caucasian people, probably the Indo-European-speaking Yuezhi whose fair-haired mummies keep turning up in Xinjiang province, seem to have buried one of their shamans with a whopping 789 grams of high-potency pot 2,700 years ago.

That's about 28 ounces of killer green bud, worth perhaps $8,000 at today's street prices, and enough to keep Harold and Kumar happy for a couple of days.

"It was common practice in burials to provide materials needed for the afterlife," lead author Ethan B. Russo, a practicing neurologist and prominent medicinal-marijuana advocate based in Missoula, Mont., tells the Canadian Press. "No hemp or seeds were provided for fabric or food. Rather, cannabis as medicine or for visionary purposes was supplied."

But the researchers couldn't tell if the weed was meant to be smoked or eaten. No pipes, bongs or rolling papers were found in the tomb.

The ancient Greek historian Herodotus relates how the Scythians, Iranian-speaking nomads who roamed the steppes to the west of the Yuezhi in the first millennium B.C., liked to throw marijuana onto bonfires to induce trancelike states. It's possible the buried shaman followed similar practices."

Man, I would love to try this shit. I bet it's the purest stuff of all time. And how come they're testing it for THC concentration? Who gets to sample this goodness? Man, this strand is gonna be hot on the market. If you can score some, CALL ME.

Source: Foxnews.com

New Buff

10" Buff Monster x Teddy Troop designed by Flying Fortress and produced by Adfunture. Get it for me. Thanks.

If you're in Miami, you should check this out.

Guess what I won't be taking on my flight home?

Ambien CR.

For Momma Bear

My mom used to wanna have Rick Astley's babies. In honor of her upcoming nuptials this Saturday, this one's for her...

Thanks.

The ongoing list of things I'm thankful for/appreciate of:
-the sun
-the love of family
-waking up and realizing that I got a solid 5 hours
-friends who maintain
-Saturdays
-puppies
-people that plan things for me
-being from California
-hugs
-Coca-Cola in a can
-music
-people who say "bless you" after you sneeze
-the beach
-cell phone service
-that feeling you get when you receive a phone call/text from someone unexpected
-unwarranted acts of kindness
-surprises (even though I hate them, I kinda love them)
-karaoke
-a great book
-visually stimulating art
-cute babies
-recognition when you've done something good
-seat warmers
-skylights
-air conditioning
-amazing wallpaper
-light colored eyes
-flip flops
-glowtion
-the smell of a bbq
-laughter that brings you to tears
-kisses
-sunroofs
-a good couch
-straightening irons
-tropical fruit

Nice.

Today at 11 am PST, FullyVisual x Amanda Visell. The 6 piece mini figure set, titled "Apocalypt-Ephunts" comes in 4 different colorways: SILVER, COPPER, GOLD, and BLACK NICKEL. But it HERE!.

Pee your pants, people. Pee. Your. Pants.

Horrific yet hilarious

In honor of my trip to Cali...Nov. 22- Dec. 1. I'll miss you.

Guess what you're getting for Xmas?

That's right. A beer hoodie.

About effin' time

Our AOL Search banner will be appearing live on http://icanhascheezburger.com/ today. Make sure you click on it, bitches! If you don't see it, just keep refreshing! It should look somethin like the image above...

Guess what! The banner is also appearing on www.wheresgeorge.com as well. Hurray for cool-site placement day! And a big BOOOOO for bad clients who approve lame creative.

This is a load of bullshits.

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Even the Dharma Initiative is being hit by Bush's economic barforama. Assassination...just throwin' it out there...

New Moon

My fortune cookies:
1) A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food.
2) The act of giving is more important than receiving.

Best. Night. Ever. Seriously...despite the retarded forchunz. Mad snaps to everyone who shared it with me.

Icanhascheezburger.com. My new favorite funnies.

ATTENTION

Go. Learn. Play. Respecognize!

I have Hope.

Just saw the Kings of Leon play and wanted to take a minute to say how blessed I am to have such amazing cousins. Hopey, I'd like to dedicate "Cold Desert" to you. If you see this - I miss you, I love you, and can't wait to spend some time with you when I get home. You have the most intense soul and even though I know we don't talk as often as we should, we have more in common than I can ever explain. You're the most beautiful person I know and I truly can't wait to see you and Josh...xoxo

Why won't my job let me do shit like this?

H-O-T 2009

Family Guy just keeps getting better

Found!

Check it. This just makes me pissed off that I have to wait til Jan. 21, 2009 for a new episode of Lost. Damn you J.J. Abrams. Fringe sucks in comparison...

Quote of the day

Intelligence plus character-
that is the goal of true education.
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Last nite

Me: (said to hot guy) Hey what's up sweetie! You look so hot tonite. Good to see you! Bye babe.

C: Um. Who was THAT?

Me: Um. That was Alejandro.

C: No it wasn't.

Me: Uh, ya it was. Why didn't you say hi??

C: Maybe cuz that wasn't him.

Me: Yes it WAS!

C: No it wasn't!

Me: Well then shit. Who the hell was it?? Did I just tell some random guy that he was hot?? No way. That was totally Alejandro.

C: That was definitely NOT Alejandro.

Me: Well then shit. Who the fuck was it?? How do I know that guy??

10 minutes pass.

Me: OHMYGOD!! Holy shit!!

C: What?! Are you STILL tryin to figure out who that guy was?

Me: Holy fuckin shit. I think that was mirrorboy!!! OH. MY. GOD.

C: Who the hell is mirrorboy??

Me: You know! That guy! He's always dancing in front of the mirror!!

C: But wait a second. There was no mirror!

Me: I KNOW!!! What the fuck!!!

Minister of Hooking Up

Gunny- my #1 Choon. May you forever pull the babes...even without the Volvo. No, cheers to you!

HOLY JESUS.

Stream videos at Ustream
This is a LIVE webcam of 6 Shiba Inu puppies!!

The 6 Shiba Inu pups (3 boys and 3 girls) turned 4 weeks old on November 4th.

Girls:
- Autumn (Purple collar)
- Ayumi (Yellow collar)
- Amaya (Red collar)

Boys:
- Aki (Green collar)
- Akoni (Black collar)
- Ando (Blue collar)

22 days and counting

H-O-T

(Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama waves to the crowd at a rally in the rain at the University of Mary Washington in Fredericksburg, Va. Saturday, Sept. 27, 2008.(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Anyone else think that Obama look a little like MJ here? Who cares. I love them both.

TCM. BAGS CHAMPION 2008.

MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!

Trice as nice.

Let's talk about my boy Lee for a second. Artist, DJ, skater, and craziest S.O.B. I've ever known. Thought about him today and wanted to give him a shout.

P.S. Catja, remember Hurricane Wilma and our Cinnabon/pizza picnic with Casper?? Good times.

Vote. Get free stuff.

For real, yo. All the companies are gettin' in on it. Vote on Nov. 4th and get all this loot:
- Starbucks - free coffee
- Ben and Jerry's - free ice cream
- Krispy Kreme - free star-shaped donut with red, white and blue sprinkles ("I Voted" sticker necessary)

I'm sure there's more. But c'mon, do you really need more? These are like 3 of the best things in the world! VOTE. GET FREE STUFF. DONE.

Nuts.

"In honor of the upcoming 2008 U.S. Presidential election, these ONE-OF-A-KIND Cabbage Patch Kids® based on Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe Biden, and Sarah Palin were custom delivered by JAKKS Pacific®. Each is fashioned in classic ‘Kid™ style to resemble the U.S. Democratic and Republican candidates for President and Vice President. They're only being auctioned off on Ebay with 100 percent of the proceeds going to Marine Toys for Tots Foundation..."

I hope they don't expect kids to actually play with these. I mean who really wants to play with a political candidate (not like that- dirty bird). Lame.

Could I be more excited??

Ninja Scroll is headed to the big screen. Thanks to DCT for the heads up. Read about it HERE!

She's makin' her comeback, ya'll.

Love the mirrors. Wonder where she got them...

I need this

London Delft Tableware. Buy it for me HERE!

Can we just talk about this headline for a sec??

Gross.

When it's over, it's over. Recognize.

I want these

Knife hooks.

Buy them for me HERE!

A great rock band gets cheapened

Most ridiculous promotion of all time. Earlier this year, Dr Pepper promised to give one can of soda to every American if Guns N' Roses delivered its latest album, "Chinese Democracy" by or on Nov. 23, 2008. Why you ask? Because the stupid beverage has 23 "distinct" flavors. Wish I worked at the agency that came up with this stupidity. Seems like I'd never lose my job for coming up with bad ideas.

In case you care, here's how to get your free Dr. Pepper:

1. On the Nov. 23, 2008 release date, go to www.drpepper.com

2. Register your information to receive a coupon for one free 20-oz. Dr Pepper.

3. When your coupon arrives, redeem it wherever Dr Pepper is sold.

4. Drink your Dr Pepper slowly to experience all 23 flavors. Dr's orders. (SERIOUSLY??? HA!)

Coupons will be available for 24 hours, starting at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Time on Nov. 23, 2008. Allow 4-6 weeks for coupon to arrive. Coupons will expire on Feb. 28, 2009. Limit one coupon per person. Full terms and conditions available at www.drpepper.com