Musta been somethin' in the air last nite

Classic quotes from the night

Mike: Ya, you have nice eyes, but it doesn't mean shit if your jeans don't match.
Me: Umm. I'm pretty sure both my jeans and eyes are blue.
Mike: Oh. True.

Mike: So what if I've got a naked chick in bed at my house right now. Matt's way more attractive.
Solo: Ya, but we're both straight, dude.
Mike: Good point.

Case: You don't need yourself a toy soldier.
L: You're right! If I wanted a toy soldier, I'd masterbate with GI Joe!
Case: Omg, that's goin' on Facebook.