New Buff

10" Buff Monster x Teddy Troop designed by Flying Fortress and produced by Adfunture. Get it for me. Thanks.

If you're in Miami, you should check this out.

Guess what I won't be taking on my flight home?

Ambien CR.

For Momma Bear

My mom used to wanna have Rick Astley's babies. In honor of her upcoming nuptials this Saturday, this one's for her...

Thanks.

The ongoing list of things I'm thankful for/appreciate of:
-the sun
-the love of family
-waking up and realizing that I got a solid 5 hours
-friends who maintain
-Saturdays
-puppies
-people that plan things for me
-being from California
-hugs
-Coca-Cola in a can
-music
-people who say "bless you" after you sneeze
-the beach
-cell phone service
-that feeling you get when you receive a phone call/text from someone unexpected
-unwarranted acts of kindness
-surprises (even though I hate them, I kinda love them)
-karaoke
-a great book
-visually stimulating art
-cute babies
-recognition when you've done something good
-seat warmers
-skylights
-air conditioning
-amazing wallpaper
-light colored eyes
-flip flops
-glowtion
-the smell of a bbq
-laughter that brings you to tears
-kisses
-sunroofs
-a good couch
-straightening irons
-tropical fruit

Nice.

Today at 11 am PST, FullyVisual x Amanda Visell. The 6 piece mini figure set, titled "Apocalypt-Ephunts" comes in 4 different colorways: SILVER, COPPER, GOLD, and BLACK NICKEL. But it HERE!.

Pee your pants, people. Pee. Your. Pants.

Horrific yet hilarious

In honor of my trip to Cali...Nov. 22- Dec. 1. I'll miss you.

Guess what you're getting for Xmas?

That's right. A beer hoodie.

About effin' time

Our AOL Search banner will be appearing live on http://icanhascheezburger.com/ today. Make sure you click on it, bitches! If you don't see it, just keep refreshing! It should look somethin like the image above...

Guess what! The banner is also appearing on www.wheresgeorge.com as well. Hurray for cool-site placement day! And a big BOOOOO for bad clients who approve lame creative.

This is a load of bullshits.

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Even the Dharma Initiative is being hit by Bush's economic barforama. Assassination...just throwin' it out there...

New Moon

My fortune cookies:
1) A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food.
2) The act of giving is more important than receiving.

Best. Night. Ever. Seriously...despite the retarded forchunz. Mad snaps to everyone who shared it with me.

Icanhascheezburger.com. My new favorite funnies.

ATTENTION

Go. Learn. Play. Respecognize!

I have Hope.

Just saw the Kings of Leon play and wanted to take a minute to say how blessed I am to have such amazing cousins. Hopey, I'd like to dedicate "Cold Desert" to you. If you see this - I miss you, I love you, and can't wait to spend some time with you when I get home. You have the most intense soul and even though I know we don't talk as often as we should, we have more in common than I can ever explain. You're the most beautiful person I know and I truly can't wait to see you and Josh...xoxo

Why won't my job let me do shit like this?

H-O-T 2009

Family Guy just keeps getting better

Found!

Check it. This just makes me pissed off that I have to wait til Jan. 21, 2009 for a new episode of Lost. Damn you J.J. Abrams. Fringe sucks in comparison...

Quote of the day

Intelligence plus character-
that is the goal of true education.
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Last nite

Me: (said to hot guy) Hey what's up sweetie! You look so hot tonite. Good to see you! Bye babe.

C: Um. Who was THAT?

Me: Um. That was Alejandro.

C: No it wasn't.

Me: Uh, ya it was. Why didn't you say hi??

C: Maybe cuz that wasn't him.

Me: Yes it WAS!

C: No it wasn't!

Me: Well then shit. Who the hell was it?? Did I just tell some random guy that he was hot?? No way. That was totally Alejandro.

C: That was definitely NOT Alejandro.

Me: Well then shit. Who the fuck was it?? How do I know that guy??

10 minutes pass.

Me: OHMYGOD!! Holy shit!!

C: What?! Are you STILL tryin to figure out who that guy was?

Me: Holy fuckin shit. I think that was mirrorboy!!! OH. MY. GOD.

C: Who the hell is mirrorboy??

Me: You know! That guy! He's always dancing in front of the mirror!!

C: But wait a second. There was no mirror!

Me: I KNOW!!! What the fuck!!!

Minister of Hooking Up

Gunny- my #1 Choon. May you forever pull the babes...even without the Volvo. No, cheers to you!

HOLY JESUS.

Stream videos at Ustream
This is a LIVE webcam of 6 Shiba Inu puppies!!

The 6 Shiba Inu pups (3 boys and 3 girls) turned 4 weeks old on November 4th.

Girls:
- Autumn (Purple collar)
- Ayumi (Yellow collar)
- Amaya (Red collar)

Boys:
- Aki (Green collar)
- Akoni (Black collar)
- Ando (Blue collar)

22 days and counting

H-O-T

(Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama waves to the crowd at a rally in the rain at the University of Mary Washington in Fredericksburg, Va. Saturday, Sept. 27, 2008.(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Anyone else think that Obama look a little like MJ here? Who cares. I love them both.

TCM. BAGS CHAMPION 2008.

MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!

Trice as nice.

Let's talk about my boy Lee for a second. Artist, DJ, skater, and craziest S.O.B. I've ever known. Thought about him today and wanted to give him a shout.

P.S. Catja, remember Hurricane Wilma and our Cinnabon/pizza picnic with Casper?? Good times.

Vote. Get free stuff.

For real, yo. All the companies are gettin' in on it. Vote on Nov. 4th and get all this loot:
- Starbucks - free coffee
- Ben and Jerry's - free ice cream
- Krispy Kreme - free star-shaped donut with red, white and blue sprinkles ("I Voted" sticker necessary)

I'm sure there's more. But c'mon, do you really need more? These are like 3 of the best things in the world! VOTE. GET FREE STUFF. DONE.

Nuts.

"In honor of the upcoming 2008 U.S. Presidential election, these ONE-OF-A-KIND Cabbage Patch Kids® based on Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe Biden, and Sarah Palin were custom delivered by JAKKS Pacific®. Each is fashioned in classic ‘Kid™ style to resemble the U.S. Democratic and Republican candidates for President and Vice President. They're only being auctioned off on Ebay with 100 percent of the proceeds going to Marine Toys for Tots Foundation..."

I hope they don't expect kids to actually play with these. I mean who really wants to play with a political candidate (not like that- dirty bird). Lame.

Could I be more excited??

Ninja Scroll is headed to the big screen. Thanks to DCT for the heads up. Read about it HERE!

She's makin' her comeback, ya'll.

Love the mirrors. Wonder where she got them...

I need this

London Delft Tableware. Buy it for me HERE!

Can we just talk about this headline for a sec??

Gross.

When it's over, it's over. Recognize.

I want these

Knife hooks.

Buy them for me HERE!

A great rock band gets cheapened

Most ridiculous promotion of all time. Earlier this year, Dr Pepper promised to give one can of soda to every American if Guns N' Roses delivered its latest album, "Chinese Democracy" by or on Nov. 23, 2008. Why you ask? Because the stupid beverage has 23 "distinct" flavors. Wish I worked at the agency that came up with this stupidity. Seems like I'd never lose my job for coming up with bad ideas.

In case you care, here's how to get your free Dr. Pepper:

1. On the Nov. 23, 2008 release date, go to www.drpepper.com

2. Register your information to receive a coupon for one free 20-oz. Dr Pepper.

3. When your coupon arrives, redeem it wherever Dr Pepper is sold.

4. Drink your Dr Pepper slowly to experience all 23 flavors. Dr's orders. (SERIOUSLY??? HA!)

Coupons will be available for 24 hours, starting at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Time on Nov. 23, 2008. Allow 4-6 weeks for coupon to arrive. Coupons will expire on Feb. 28, 2009. Limit one coupon per person. Full terms and conditions available at www.drpepper.com

True.

You must check this out The 8 Phases of Dating (<- click on this link)

Who just got his highest score on BAGS??

This guy.

For my favorite Swede

In honor of The Dude and the possibility of you moving to Boston...at least for a couple of months! Crossing my fingers!!**

**Photos courtesy of The Daily Puppy (<-- click on this link)

I'm so not Gozer.

Gimme a different nickname, DJ. I'm not fucking around.

So sad

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, I find out that Zima is being discontinued. Long sigh.

In honor of the last official day for 2008 voter registration. Enjoy.

See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die

The Bum Savant

Introducing...The Bum Savant. This guy sits in the Commons and yells out predictions he's got for the year. In the middle of a week that was plagued with rain and 50 degree weather, this guy screams that the next day will be 70 degrees. Doncha know, he was right. I hereby love The Bum Savant. Up next, lottery numbers to watch out for.

BAGS

We just discovered there's a BAGS locally. T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

Like little boys

The reactions from the guys make this hilarious. Sort of.

Todd on a Taun Taun

This is what you do at 5:12 am while you're waiting to encode, render, make the donuts, and ensure it's all HD compatible...

Pitching is the bestest

Just thought I would immortalize some classic lines from tonite's all-niter. Much thanks to DCT. "You make me happy just being around you."

"These kids don't wanna do anything. They're too busy chillin' on their couches bongin' out." - Scott

"I will gut you like a Taun Taun, climb inside and take a nap."
- Todd

"Hey Leah, are you a bottom girl?" - David

"My cat's sphincter will kick your pussy dog's ass." - Elliott

"What? I could have called it a leathery O ring." -Elliott

"I have no problem sending Leah to NY." - David

"This work makes me want to poop." -Scott

"Leah, you better shut up or I'll step on you like a cockroach. Oh wait, you're much taller than me. Nevermind." - Cruz

"Shut your mouth." - Todd

"I think you've got some gookie in yo eyyyyyyyeeeee!" - Elliott

"Dude, I can't wait to go up to my desk and geek out with Keynote." - Scott

"The law of the sea says what happens on the sea, stays on the sea." - Todd

"Hey Ray Ray!" - Elliott

"So like, back like 5 meetings ago they said not to do it, but to do it like this, so I wanna do it like this...wait, here lemme draw it. Ok ok ok, wait, go back. Ok, so there's this button and it goes here and then here, but then they wanted it here, so now it's gray." -Scott

"You've got positive negativity." - David/Elliott

"Do they taste like danger?" - Todd

Please save her

Poor Amy. Someone just needs to throw her a fuckin bone...

H-O-T

Sean Connery is the newest face for Louis Vuitton. About fucking time. Two of my favorite things in one ad...heaven.

Pret a Porter water

Jean Paul Gaultier and Evian collaborate. Seriously? Yes. Seriously.

Just in time for Fall.

Much thanks to R-squared for my new dunks...

MAIL GOGGLES

Most important invention of all time. Today, Google launched a new Labs feature Mail Goggles. This app. makes you do math problems before you send an email to verify your sobriety. By default, mail Goggles is only active late at nite on weekends.

Thank you Google for preventing me from drunk emailing. Just another reason I love you.

It's official.

Final decision on the dress frontier. When in doubt, go Betsey.

The Thumper

I have a new neighbor upstairs and already I hate her. In the past 2.5 years that I've lived here, I've never in my life heard the kind of thumping this bitch makes when she walks around the apt. She wakes me up at all hours of the night with her heavy walking and I swear to god, I'ma kill her if she doesn't fuckin lose some weight or something. Other than buying this slut a rug, what else can I do to get her to chill on the heavy walking?

Because it's Friday and I love Fridays.

Gotta love how these girls are such hookers. Except for the she-man in the first one. She may just be a tranny.

I need one

I need to find a cool broach like this one. But not this one. Any suggestions?