There are some people who edit their profiles on myspace and/or facebook everyday. But the one time a month I log into myspace, I'm reminded that a good piece of writing, is still a good piece of writing and doesn't need to be rewritten if it still works. In that vain, here's my myspace "about me" profile that sums it all up:
i used to think i was obsessive compulsive. now i realize it was love that made me do it. stupid love.__i think everything happens for a reason but can't rationalize for the life of me why 2 of my closest college girlfriends are already in heaven.__i talk to at least one of my parents almost every day. i think it's healthy.__i am eternally on a diet. i'm convinced the only way to get the perfect body is to be stranded on a desert island.__i think combo eating is the wave of the future. Salt with sweet...sheer genius.__i have a favorite restaurant on almost every continent. __most of my friends are men. but the female friends i do have, are the best i could ever have.__i sleep in a tank top and underwear no matter what the weather is.__i bite my nails, not out of habit, but because i like the way it shapes them.__i think scars are beautiful.__i agree that therapy is more therapeutic than destructive.__i say things i believe to be true, and unless someone corrects me, i go with it.__palm readers scare me, because i believe in destiny and fate.__i think the best days are those that start with drinking at around noon. i respect people who don't drink, but will forever try my hardest to convert them.__i love babies and puppies and would not be able to choose between the two if you offered me one for the day.__i love red and blue, but am not the biggest fan of purple.__i love to cry but don't do it nearly enough.__i get the itch to move after staying in one place longer than a year.__i could never be with someone who doesn't say "bless you" after i sneeze, no matter what their religious denomination is.__i respect more than i admire, i am envious more than i am jealous, but i love and hate about the same.
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