Who cares.

Fuck it. I'm drunk, I'm high, and I just kicked out two really solid people from my apt. for being on the verge of fucking. Truth: I wouldn't have normally cared. I would've let them fuck and make sweet sweet love...had this been 2008. But this is the year, I take back myself- so fuck it. Before I continue, however, let's just acknowledge right off the bat, that I'm fucked up, and should technically be exempt from here-to-fore charges incurred while being a wingman. To explain my retardedness, here's a rant i haven't done in a really effin long time- a stoned one. It's 2009, and one minute I feel bad about saying "fuck" and the next minute I don't. Fuck it all. Bring on 2009 bitches. And so begins the saga...

Why ARE you so fucked up?!
Yes, I'm talking to you, dude- you, who tells me that you're fucked up, and so I'M supposed to deal with it. You tell me you don't give a shit if I hook up with your friends (p.s. sure tell sign that you don't give a fuck). But I ensure you that there's no way I ever would- whether you approve or not (p.s. this means that maybe I might actually like you, or at least I say I do, and not be sure about it). At the end of the day, it comes down to respect. Either you care about the person or you don't. Either you want to hear about their sexual habits, or not. People know these things when they're friends. I thought you were cool. I thought that if you just had someone to take your mind off her, that you'd ease up. And yet, you're not only more "fucked up", but according to you're friends, she's now molded you to be less than awesome. My first New Year's resolution is a result of you- you made me realize that I deserve someone who's nice to me. Either you see dinner as two friends hanging out, or not. Just acknowledge something, anything, just be real, dude - and maybe you'll find the best of yourself- and realize you don't need to latch onto what you used to have...Just be cool- because I could either like you or hate you. And so far, it's not looking too good.

Killed it.

Once again, Shepard Fairey crushes it with Saks. Gracing the cover of the new Saks catalogs and shopping bags, Fairey's Soviet-inspired designs combined with the slogan "Want It!", will undoubtedly be the new high school textbook wrapper.

I hate her

Stupid Kelly Osbourne got my dog. Wish these celebutard bitches would stop getting Shibas so when I'm finally ready to get mine they don't cost twelvity million dollars.

Save yo'self. Become a cowboy.

Headline on msnbc.com this past Thurs. 1/8/09:
Cowboy churches rope in new Christians

Gunny, your dream just came true. Does Jessica Simpson lead the choir? Read about it HERE!

FUCK CANCER

No one puts Swayze in the corner!! Please, pray for him...

Happy weekend!

13 days left

I'm a really good friend...

The Buff Teddy Troop is out there. Online AND in stores- and I still don't have it yet. I didn't get anything for Xmas and my birthday's next month.

In case you care, here are some places that carry him. All you have to do is click on a link below. I even made it easy for you - because sometimes being a really good friend means going out of your way to do something nice for someone else.

Buff Monster Store
**P.s. These SIGNED bad boys go on sale TOMORROW, 1/9/09 @ 10 am PST

Rotofugi

Cardboard Spaceship

Tainted Visions

Smart

Ever worry about wearing the same thing as someone else? Quit frontin'- even if you think you've got your own style, it's totally happened to you. Maybe it hasn't happened where you were at the same place at the same time, but you've definitely seen someone else wearing your shit. Dressregistry.com. Check it- you can register whatever "thing" you're going to, and what you're planning to wear. That way, some stupid hoebag won't show up wearing the same thing!

(Supposedly Stylelist.com broke the story about the site's launch. If that's true, then, shit, I'm impressed. It kind of redeems them for being "difficult" to work with...a little.)

Appreciate

Great article in the NYT today about the "death" of Polaroid film. Hopefully you'll think twice now when I shove my Polaroid in your face and hand you the shot. Essentially, I'm handing you a piece of history...that's gotta be worth something, right? Read the article HERE.

Hmm.

Word on the street is that Disney is planning to remake Tron. WHY??

When you fuck me up, I turn here...

there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I'm not going
to let anybody see
you.

there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pur whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he's
in there.

there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say,
stay down, do you want to mess
me up?
you want to screw up the
works?
you want to blow my book sales in
Europe?

there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody's asleep.
I say, I know that you're there,
so don't be
sad.
then I put him back,
but he's singing a little
in there, I haven't quite let him
die
and we sleep together like
that
with our
secret pact
and it's nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don't
weep, do
you?
- Bluebird by Charles Bukowski

Impressive.

It took François Macré 350 hours to "re-enact" Thriller on his PC- supposedly without an instrument, synthesizer, beatbox or sampler. Gotta love die hard MJ fans.

This is how we roll

Courtesy of my bro amidst his wondrous travels. I miss you Shtoonkie!! xo

Go RED

Every time you use your (STARBUCKS)RED Card to pay for purchases at participating Starbucks stores between 1/3/09 and 12/31/09, they’ll donate 5 cents to the Global Fund to help save lives in Africa. Plus, just buy purchasing/using the card, you can rake in Starbucks drink rewards. Let's get drinking, people!!

Discuss.

Ever cried while you ate?

Please.

Infectious just released new Buff Monster laptop and iphone covers. If you didn't know, now you do.

Glorified name for yellow

Pantone has named their Pantone 14-0848 Mimosa, the color of the year for 2009. Yuck. Last time I ordered a mimosa, the color was more of an orangy hue. Either way, both are fug.

The top 10 Pantone spring '09 colors for women are:

PANTONE 18-4043 Palace Blue

PANTONE 14-1307 Rose Dust

PANTONE 15-3817 Lavender

PANTONE 16-5804 Slate Gray

PANTONE 14-0754 Super Lemon

PANTONE 16-6339 Vibrant Green

PANTONE 15-162620 Salmon Rose

PANTONE 16-0435 Dark Citron

PANTONE 18-2328 Fuchsia Red

PANTONE 14-5714 Lucite Green

Good luck being in style, bitches.

2009 is the year of Ubuntu

Archbishop Desmond Tutu explains ubuntu like this:

"Ubuntu- the essence of being human. Ubuntu speaks particularly about the fact that you can't exist as a human being in isolation. It speaks about our interconnectedness. You can't be human or by yourself. And when you have this quality, ubuntu, you are known for your generosity. And when you are welcoming ubuntu..." - Sundance Channel's "Iconoclasts"

"A person with Ubuntu is open and available to others, affirming of others, does not feel threatened that others are able and good, for he or she has a proper self-assurance that comes from knowing that he or she belongs in a greater whole and is diminished when others are humiliated or diminished, when others are tortured or oppressed." - Wikipedia

Learn it. Embrace it. Ubuntu.

Bring it, 2009.

My New Year's Resolutions:
1- Learn to be more selfish. Gotta look out for what's in my best interest. Need to stand up to people who treat me like shit and quit being so masochistic. No one deserves to be walked all over.
2- Travel more to see the people I love. Sucks going more than a year without seeing your best friends.
3- Quit the cancer sticks. "No one likes kissing an ashtray."

Thank god the baking resolution is over. That one sucked donkey balls.