Funny? Not so funny? Can't decide.

It's good to hang with Barbarians

What potentially could have been a depressing day, was made amazing by these people. I have the best friends...

Graphite Collection

Louis Vitton Graphite Collection. The countdown to Xmas begins. Make magic happen, people.

How much do you love me?

I can't believe it's actually happening. MJ's glove is being auctioned off. If you ever wanted to do anything nice for me...this is it. GET IT FOR ME.

Keep your heads high, kids.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Handpainted 10" Buff Teddy Trooper...HOLY FUCKING SHIT! If you love me, you'll buy me one of these Dec. 15th.

Take no prisoners!

This was me...this is me. Huge thanks to HR for reminding me that I'm better than that. Mad love to the DTAS peeps I didn't hate. xo

Hodja Skol!!

Happy bday Catja! I hope your day is filled with bulldogs and sneakers and everything else you love...Puss puss xoxo

Thutup

Check out this video by my friend Suzanne. She actually made the bear by hand! If you can figure out the plot, you get a big hug.

Survival of the hottest

Darwin Dating. No fugs allowed. Check it out. Should you make the cut, you must get with thor1979. Tell him I sent you...

Musta been somethin' in the air last nite

Classic quotes from the night

Mike: Ya, you have nice eyes, but it doesn't mean shit if your jeans don't match.
Me: Umm. I'm pretty sure both my jeans and eyes are blue.
Mike: Oh. True.

Mike: So what if I've got a naked chick in bed at my house right now. Matt's way more attractive.
Solo: Ya, but we're both straight, dude.
Mike: Good point.

Case: You don't need yourself a toy soldier.
L: You're right! If I wanted a toy soldier, I'd masterbate with GI Joe!
Case: Omg, that's goin' on Facebook.

Lyrics of the week

This might be home...

Andain's Beautiful Things
Can I change my mind
did I think things through
It was once my life -
it was my life at one time

Got up early, found something's missing
my only name.
No one else sees but I got stuck,
and soon forever came.
Stopped pushing on for just a second,
then nothing's changed.
Who am I this time, where's my name
I guess it crept away.

No one's calling for me at the door.
And unpredictable won't bother anymore.
And silently gets harder to ignore.
Look straight ahead, there's nothing left to see.
What's done is done, this life has got it's hold on me.
Just let it go, what now can never be.

I forgot that I might see,
So many beautful things.
I forgot that I might need,
to find out what life could bring.

Take this happy ending away, it's all the same.
God won't waste this simplicity on possibility.
Get me up, wake me up, dreams are filling
this trace of blame.
Frozen still I thought I could stop,
now who's gonna wait.

No one's calling for me at the door.
and unpredictable won't bother anymore.
and silently gets harder to ignore.
look straight ahead, there's nothing left to see.
what's done is done, this life has got it's hold on me.
just let it go, what now can never be.

Now what do I do
can I change my mind
did I think things through

It was once my life - it was my life at one time.

My happy video of the day

Still not old.

Stupid big man sizes

Find this for me in something way smaller than an XL, then buy it for me HERE!. K? Thanks.

Are you fucking serious?

Yes, yes I am. New BAGS score. TCM/TOD. Respecognize.

What a waste

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Razzy's, welcome to the rotation.

Razzy's. Somerville, MA. Go there.

When in doubt, return to Shopgirl

[Ray]
Hey, guess what? When I'm in NY next week, I've decided to look for an apartment there.

[Mirabelle]
To move there?

[Ray]
No no, just a place to stay while I'm there. No more luggage. Woohoo!

[Mirabelle]
Like a crash pad! You lucky mister.

[Ray]
Actually, I'm gonna look for a 3-bedroom in case I meet someone and have kids.

[Mirabelle]
(sits down defeated)

[Ray]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...

[Mirabelle]
Ray, why don't you love me? ...are you just biding your time with me?

[Ray]
I thought you understood.

[Mirabelle]
So, I can either hurt now or hurt later. Now...I guess.

Lessen for the week
Don't wait for later. Now is everything.

Nice leo-TARD

Madonna's the new face of Louis. So H-O-T.

Old medicine

Caption: Testing the 2,7000-year-old pot for THC concentration.

Check it:
"The world's oldest stash of marijuana has been found in far western China, according to an article in the Journal of Experimental Botany.

An ancient Caucasian people, probably the Indo-European-speaking Yuezhi whose fair-haired mummies keep turning up in Xinjiang province, seem to have buried one of their shamans with a whopping 789 grams of high-potency pot 2,700 years ago.

That's about 28 ounces of killer green bud, worth perhaps $8,000 at today's street prices, and enough to keep Harold and Kumar happy for a couple of days.

"It was common practice in burials to provide materials needed for the afterlife," lead author Ethan B. Russo, a practicing neurologist and prominent medicinal-marijuana advocate based in Missoula, Mont., tells the Canadian Press. "No hemp or seeds were provided for fabric or food. Rather, cannabis as medicine or for visionary purposes was supplied."

But the researchers couldn't tell if the weed was meant to be smoked or eaten. No pipes, bongs or rolling papers were found in the tomb.

The ancient Greek historian Herodotus relates how the Scythians, Iranian-speaking nomads who roamed the steppes to the west of the Yuezhi in the first millennium B.C., liked to throw marijuana onto bonfires to induce trancelike states. It's possible the buried shaman followed similar practices."

Man, I would love to try this shit. I bet it's the purest stuff of all time. And how come they're testing it for THC concentration? Who gets to sample this goodness? Man, this strand is gonna be hot on the market. If you can score some, CALL ME.

Source: Foxnews.com