New Buff

10" Buff Monster x Teddy Troop designed by Flying Fortress and produced by Adfunture. Get it for me. Thanks.

If you're in Miami, you should check this out.

Guess what I won't be taking on my flight home?

Ambien CR.

For Momma Bear

My mom used to wanna have Rick Astley's babies. In honor of her upcoming nuptials this Saturday, this one's for her...

Thanks.

The ongoing list of things I'm thankful for/appreciate of:
-the sun
-the love of family
-waking up and realizing that I got a solid 5 hours
-friends who maintain
-Saturdays
-puppies
-people that plan things for me
-being from California
-hugs
-Coca-Cola in a can
-music
-people who say "bless you" after you sneeze
-the beach
-cell phone service
-that feeling you get when you receive a phone call/text from someone unexpected
-unwarranted acts of kindness
-surprises (even though I hate them, I kinda love them)
-karaoke
-a great book
-visually stimulating art
-cute babies
-recognition when you've done something good
-seat warmers
-skylights
-air conditioning
-amazing wallpaper
-light colored eyes
-flip flops
-glowtion
-the smell of a bbq
-laughter that brings you to tears
-kisses
-sunroofs
-a good couch
-straightening irons
-tropical fruit

Nice.

Today at 11 am PST, FullyVisual x Amanda Visell. The 6 piece mini figure set, titled "Apocalypt-Ephunts" comes in 4 different colorways: SILVER, COPPER, GOLD, and BLACK NICKEL. But it HERE!.

Pee your pants, people. Pee. Your. Pants.

Horrific yet hilarious

In honor of my trip to Cali...Nov. 22- Dec. 1. I'll miss you.

Guess what you're getting for Xmas?

That's right. A beer hoodie.

About effin' time

Our AOL Search banner will be appearing live on http://icanhascheezburger.com/ today. Make sure you click on it, bitches! If you don't see it, just keep refreshing! It should look somethin like the image above...

Guess what! The banner is also appearing on www.wheresgeorge.com as well. Hurray for cool-site placement day! And a big BOOOOO for bad clients who approve lame creative.

This is a load of bullshits.

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Even the Dharma Initiative is being hit by Bush's economic barforama. Assassination...just throwin' it out there...

New Moon

My fortune cookies:
1) A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food.
2) The act of giving is more important than receiving.

Best. Night. Ever. Seriously...despite the retarded forchunz. Mad snaps to everyone who shared it with me.

Icanhascheezburger.com. My new favorite funnies.

ATTENTION

Go. Learn. Play. Respecognize!

I have Hope.

Just saw the Kings of Leon play and wanted to take a minute to say how blessed I am to have such amazing cousins. Hopey, I'd like to dedicate "Cold Desert" to you. If you see this - I miss you, I love you, and can't wait to spend some time with you when I get home. You have the most intense soul and even though I know we don't talk as often as we should, we have more in common than I can ever explain. You're the most beautiful person I know and I truly can't wait to see you and Josh...xoxo

Why won't my job let me do shit like this?

H-O-T 2009

Family Guy just keeps getting better

Found!

Check it. This just makes me pissed off that I have to wait til Jan. 21, 2009 for a new episode of Lost. Damn you J.J. Abrams. Fringe sucks in comparison...

Quote of the day

Intelligence plus character-
that is the goal of true education.
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.