H-O-T

(Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama waves to the crowd at a rally in the rain at the University of Mary Washington in Fredericksburg, Va. Saturday, Sept. 27, 2008.(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Anyone else think that Obama look a little like MJ here? Who cares. I love them both.

TCM. BAGS CHAMPION 2008.

MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!

Trice as nice.

Let's talk about my boy Lee for a second. Artist, DJ, skater, and craziest S.O.B. I've ever known. Thought about him today and wanted to give him a shout.

P.S. Catja, remember Hurricane Wilma and our Cinnabon/pizza picnic with Casper?? Good times.

Vote. Get free stuff.

For real, yo. All the companies are gettin' in on it. Vote on Nov. 4th and get all this loot:
- Starbucks - free coffee
- Ben and Jerry's - free ice cream
- Krispy Kreme - free star-shaped donut with red, white and blue sprinkles ("I Voted" sticker necessary)

I'm sure there's more. But c'mon, do you really need more? These are like 3 of the best things in the world! VOTE. GET FREE STUFF. DONE.

Nuts.

"In honor of the upcoming 2008 U.S. Presidential election, these ONE-OF-A-KIND Cabbage Patch Kids® based on Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe Biden, and Sarah Palin were custom delivered by JAKKS Pacific®. Each is fashioned in classic ‘Kid™ style to resemble the U.S. Democratic and Republican candidates for President and Vice President. They're only being auctioned off on Ebay with 100 percent of the proceeds going to Marine Toys for Tots Foundation..."

I hope they don't expect kids to actually play with these. I mean who really wants to play with a political candidate (not like that- dirty bird). Lame.

Could I be more excited??

Ninja Scroll is headed to the big screen. Thanks to DCT for the heads up. Read about it HERE!

She's makin' her comeback, ya'll.

Love the mirrors. Wonder where she got them...

I need this

London Delft Tableware. Buy it for me HERE!

Can we just talk about this headline for a sec??

Gross.

When it's over, it's over. Recognize.

I want these

Knife hooks.

Buy them for me HERE!

A great rock band gets cheapened

Most ridiculous promotion of all time. Earlier this year, Dr Pepper promised to give one can of soda to every American if Guns N' Roses delivered its latest album, "Chinese Democracy" by or on Nov. 23, 2008. Why you ask? Because the stupid beverage has 23 "distinct" flavors. Wish I worked at the agency that came up with this stupidity. Seems like I'd never lose my job for coming up with bad ideas.

In case you care, here's how to get your free Dr. Pepper:

1. On the Nov. 23, 2008 release date, go to www.drpepper.com

2. Register your information to receive a coupon for one free 20-oz. Dr Pepper.

3. When your coupon arrives, redeem it wherever Dr Pepper is sold.

4. Drink your Dr Pepper slowly to experience all 23 flavors. Dr's orders. (SERIOUSLY??? HA!)

Coupons will be available for 24 hours, starting at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Time on Nov. 23, 2008. Allow 4-6 weeks for coupon to arrive. Coupons will expire on Feb. 28, 2009. Limit one coupon per person. Full terms and conditions available at www.drpepper.com

True.

You must check this out The 8 Phases of Dating (<- click on this link)

Who just got his highest score on BAGS??

This guy.

For my favorite Swede

In honor of The Dude and the possibility of you moving to Boston...at least for a couple of months! Crossing my fingers!!**

**Photos courtesy of The Daily Puppy (<-- click on this link)

I'm so not Gozer.

Gimme a different nickname, DJ. I'm not fucking around.

So sad

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, I find out that Zima is being discontinued. Long sigh.

In honor of the last official day for 2008 voter registration. Enjoy.

See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die

The Bum Savant

Introducing...The Bum Savant. This guy sits in the Commons and yells out predictions he's got for the year. In the middle of a week that was plagued with rain and 50 degree weather, this guy screams that the next day will be 70 degrees. Doncha know, he was right. I hereby love The Bum Savant. Up next, lottery numbers to watch out for.

BAGS

We just discovered there's a BAGS locally. T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

Like little boys

The reactions from the guys make this hilarious. Sort of.

Todd on a Taun Taun

This is what you do at 5:12 am while you're waiting to encode, render, make the donuts, and ensure it's all HD compatible...

Pitching is the bestest

Just thought I would immortalize some classic lines from tonite's all-niter. Much thanks to DCT. "You make me happy just being around you."

"These kids don't wanna do anything. They're too busy chillin' on their couches bongin' out." - Scott

"I will gut you like a Taun Taun, climb inside and take a nap."
- Todd

"Hey Leah, are you a bottom girl?" - David

"My cat's sphincter will kick your pussy dog's ass." - Elliott

"What? I could have called it a leathery O ring." -Elliott

"I have no problem sending Leah to NY." - David

"This work makes me want to poop." -Scott

"Leah, you better shut up or I'll step on you like a cockroach. Oh wait, you're much taller than me. Nevermind." - Cruz

"Shut your mouth." - Todd

"I think you've got some gookie in yo eyyyyyyyeeeee!" - Elliott

"Dude, I can't wait to go up to my desk and geek out with Keynote." - Scott

"The law of the sea says what happens on the sea, stays on the sea." - Todd

"Hey Ray Ray!" - Elliott

"So like, back like 5 meetings ago they said not to do it, but to do it like this, so I wanna do it like this...wait, here lemme draw it. Ok ok ok, wait, go back. Ok, so there's this button and it goes here and then here, but then they wanted it here, so now it's gray." -Scott

"You've got positive negativity." - David/Elliott

"Do they taste like danger?" - Todd

Please save her

Poor Amy. Someone just needs to throw her a fuckin bone...

H-O-T

Sean Connery is the newest face for Louis Vuitton. About fucking time. Two of my favorite things in one ad...heaven.

Pret a Porter water

Jean Paul Gaultier and Evian collaborate. Seriously? Yes. Seriously.

Just in time for Fall.

Much thanks to R-squared for my new dunks...

MAIL GOGGLES

Most important invention of all time. Today, Google launched a new Labs feature Mail Goggles. This app. makes you do math problems before you send an email to verify your sobriety. By default, mail Goggles is only active late at nite on weekends.

Thank you Google for preventing me from drunk emailing. Just another reason I love you.

It's official.

Final decision on the dress frontier. When in doubt, go Betsey.

The Thumper

I have a new neighbor upstairs and already I hate her. In the past 2.5 years that I've lived here, I've never in my life heard the kind of thumping this bitch makes when she walks around the apt. She wakes me up at all hours of the night with her heavy walking and I swear to god, I'ma kill her if she doesn't fuckin lose some weight or something. Other than buying this slut a rug, what else can I do to get her to chill on the heavy walking?

Because it's Friday and I love Fridays.

Gotta love how these girls are such hookers. Except for the she-man in the first one. She may just be a tranny.

I need one

I need to find a cool broach like this one. But not this one. Any suggestions?

Gettin' over it.

They say that the time it takes to get over someone is half the time you were with him/her. But how long does it really take if were in love? And what if you still talk to him/her? How long before it gets better?

Damn, I'm such a chick.

My kinda spot

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Now how come when I present ideas like this, they get killed?

Wet

What do you do when it's raining and you lose your umbrella? Are you supposed to wait til it's clear and go buy another one? Or do you rough it, get wet, only to get dry again? Such are the dilemmas in my life...

Buff Monster x Fully Visual

Check out the hottest figure from Buff. And guess what- it's all mine!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!

I NEED THIS!

Exclusive:--
M ICON - 12" Michael Jackson collectible figure (Billie Jean / History Tour version)

This collectible stands approximately 30 cm tall, features the authentic likeness of Michael Jackson - the legendary musician and Hollywood pop star in the 80's.

Michael Jackson collectible figure features:
- Hot Toys' newly developed TrueType- "Slim version" body with over 38 points of articulation.
- Trademarked single sequined white glove
- Sequined black coat
- White socks with black shoes
- Black hat
- Microphone
- Microphone stand
- Three sets of interchangeable hands
- 12 inches figure stand with Michael Jackson nameplate

{Release date: DEC 2008}

Artists:
- Head Sculpt by Kang In Ae
- Head Art Directed by Yulli
- Paint by JC.Hong

Mini Shorts Debut.

Yes, they are that bright.

Word.

I had a good week

AZNTV was my saving grace this past winter because I discovered the Silly Fools. This song is sure to make anyone happy. When I hear it, it makes me want to jump around in pure glee. Hope it does the same for you. Happy Friday!!

My neon summer

Been pretty daring this summer. And I'm about to take another bold step. I started out with Bermuda Shorts (LOVED IT so much that I bought it), then went to Short Shorts and I think today is the day I move to Mini Shorts. Ef the yellow one- that one's called Shorty Pants. And let's face it, it should really be called Ugly Pants. Besides, I like synchronization. What genie decided to fuck with the line and not have it end in "Shorts?" Cuz that person should be fired.

Dress shopping sucks

I've been dress shopping for my mom's wedding and this is the most hideous one I've come across to date. How come when you need something, you can't find it, but when you're not looking, it falls in your lap?

One tear.

A wonderful burgeoning artist has passed away. RIP Nagi Noda. I hope you find more beauty than you've ever known possible, wherever you are...

Ex Sex.

Good or bad idea? Discuss.

Anyone have this guy's number? I wanna throw a party.

"Let's just be friends"

Ever heard that? The ultimate response:

Sure, no problem! (<-- click on this link)

Perfect flowers to waste time on.

He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. And so the drama continues...

Could be awesome

Please let there be a Ralph Wiggum figure. Please let there be a Ralph Wiggum figure. Please let there be a Ralph Wiggum figure. It'd be awesome if he's got at least one finger up his nose, but I'd settle for a crayon in the mouth. If he's not included in the series, I'm writin' a letter and boycotting Kidrobot..for at least a month. There, I said it.

'80s flashback

Hot Toddy, you're my hero for finding these:

Lost chances

For some reason, I've been seeing lots of war movies lately. A part of me always wished I could join the service, but I've got a busted knee and would never make it. Still though, there's somethin' that draws me towards the military. Maybe someday I'll be able to work with them and/or for them...


My Rifle: The Creed of a US Marine
by Major General William H. Rupertus (USMC, Ret.)

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We
are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

Why can't I do this kinda shit?

I'll proudly admit that I love Perez Hilton. Here's on of the reasons why. The hilarious-ity doesn't happen til about 1:45.

Click on this link:
Perez Meets Miley Cyrus

What's wrong with this cover?

A coffee breakthrough!

This is for my cousins...

I believe I've had a Starbucks breakthrough. Well, not really, but I did something I've meaning to do for awhile. The other day, the nice girl at Starbucks admitted to forgetting my name. And for the first time after I gave her my name, I asked hers. HER NAME IS JANE!!! Finally, a name to the face. Should you get a chance to ever go the Starbucks on Summer St. in Downtown Crossing, Boston, make sure you ask for Jane. I'm sure you'll think she's a doll as well!

Oh ya, by the way, I've almost quit drinking coffee. I'm limiting myself to one coffee a week- i.e. Monday - when I truly need it. Bummer, I know, but it had to happen. Got tired from not sleeping. Ha!

Song lyrics will always be the new black

Lately I've been drawn to song lyrics for some reason. All these random songs I'm being reminded of make me wish I could write music. To me it's like mastering the novel. Copywriting is petty cash compared to writing an award-winning song. Sure, if you can connect with a quarter of the population you'll get an advertising award. But to get someone to relate to a song is by far the best vindication. How many times have you listened to a song and thought that it perfectly described whatever scenario you're going through? That's the power of the musical lyric; it makes you relate to it through emotion. Maybe one ad a decade can do the same. And even then, it's quickly forgotten. But a song...a song lasts forever and you're constantly reminded of it when that life experience repeats itself.

Here're the lyrics to one of my favorite love songs.
Warning: Don't read these if you're going through a break-up. They'll make you cry oceans and plunge daggers through your heart!

"I Can't Make You Love Me"
by Bonnie Raitt

Turn down the lights, turn down the bed
Turn down these voices inside my head
Lay down with me, tell me no lies
Just hold me close, don't patronize - don't patronize me

CHORUS:
Cause I can't make you love me if you don't
You can't make your heart feel something it won't
Here in the dark, in these final hours
I will lay down my heart and I'll feel the power
But you won't, no you won't
'Cause I can't make you love me, if you don't

I'll close my eyes, then I won't see
The love you don't feel when you're holding me
Morning will come and I'll do what's right
Just give me till then to give up this fight
And I will give up this fight

CHORUS:
Cause I can't make you love me if you don't
You can't make your heart feel something it won't
Here in the dark, in these final hours
I will lay down my heart and I'll feel the power
But you won't, no you won't
'Cause I can't make you love me, if you don't

Don't try this at home.

Sometimes I'm funny.
Sometimes at I pull out some crazy shit at work, that people like to remember. Lately, my partners have been quoting back some memorable lines of mine. Here are just a few:

With regards to a certain CD who went from an interaction design to Creative Director overnite:
"She wouldn't know good creative if a donkey kicked her in the face."

When presenting some creative work to a VP marketing guy:
"We were thinking that for this scene we'd have some bitches in a hot tub."

When one of our flash designers found out who his writing partner was:
"Oooh. You're working with that guy? Get ready for a whole lot of suck."

Walked into a meeting with about 8 people and said:
"What's up bitches!!!"

Only in advertising would I not get fired for this stuff. Only in advertising would people think this was funny. Sigh. Only in advertising...the story of my life.

Best invention EVER!

Why didn't I think of this??

For everyone who loves bacon, supposedly, this stuff is the shit.