Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Monday, April 27, 2009

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Friday, April 10, 2009

Monday, April 06, 2009

Oh poop.


It happened again. And this time, with a newer pretty error page.

Friday, April 03, 2009

Vinyl x latex





Junko Mizuno makes condoms now? Would you trust them?

This'll give you the chills

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

She annoys me

Hilarious


Go here NOW: http://fgnovel.ytmnd.com/.

Do you have any idea what this is??


IT'S THE MICHAEL JACKSON VISIONARY BOX SET (a collection of all his video singles). AND I NEED IT.

Check it:

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Ya fuckin' right


How the hell did Shititas score a B- on the agency digital report card? Someone must be sucking cock over at Adweek. Read about it here.

Get psyched

Another reason I love Pharrell

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Beautiful waste


Art out of waste. Way to recycle. Check out more of Yuken Teruya's creativity here.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

This is what hell is like.

It's like my worst nightmare came true. The razor account fused with the femcare account. Major shivers.

Holy shit this is awesome.

Enter HERE

I see.

This week has been a bit of a mindfuck. Interviews, plane tickets, testosterone; it's all happening whether I'm alligned with the lunar cycle or not.
Here are some closing thoughts (shit, it's only Wednesday-FML):
-The circle of trust means nothing, if you're not engaging in it.
-Sometimes looks don't matter if he/she makes you feel like you're the only person in the room. Attraction comes with respect.
-Respect is quickly lost if you're not honest.
-If a person seems shady at first impression, he/she is probably a shady mothafucka in general. Keep one eye open.
-Exes are not to be hated. They're role models for what NOT to be like. Take note.
-Sometimes, people need to be with their polar opposite to find their center.
-I'm glad I'm liked for who I am vs. who I'm fucking.
-Remember that someone loves the person you despise. Look for the good things about them, and revel in your commonality.
-If his new chick is grade D, just remember, you had him first. The catch- she's looking to you to set the bar. Set it high.
-I have a feeling that the Boomerang Theory™ will prove to be true at the most inopportune time. Baggage is meant to be unpacked alone. When he finally figures that out, it will definitely be too late...for everyone. Que lastima.

In the words of Samantha James, "People rise together when they believe in tomorrow, change today, to forever, cuz life keeps movin'..."

Lyrics for right now:

A&E

It's a blue, bright blue Saturday, hey hey
And the pain is starting to slip away, hey hey

I'm in a backless dress on a pastel ward that's shining
Think I wan't you still
But there may be pills at work

Do you really wanna know how I was dancing on the floor?
I was trying to phone you when I'm crawling out the door
I'm amazed at you, the things you say that you don't do
Why don't you wreck?

I was feeling lonely, feeling blue
Feeling like I needed you
Like I'm walking up surrounded by me
A&E

It's a blue, bright blue Saturday, hey hey
And the pain is starting to slip away, hey hey

I'm in a backless dress on a pastel ward that's shining
Think I wan't you still
But there may be pills at work

How did I get to accident - emergency?
All I wanted was you to take me out high
And I was feeling lonely, feeling blue
Feeling like I needed you
Like I hope'd you'd call and hope you'd see me
A&E
-Goldfrapp

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Pffft


There should be a filter on Twitter so that users who have over 500+updates don't get this error message shit.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Idiot

You'd think he would know better after the first couple kids. What a dumb fuck. (Courtesy of Time.com)

Another kinda-cute error