Ya fuckin' right

How the hell did Shititas score a B- on the agency digital report card? Someone must be sucking cock over at Adweek. Read about it here.

Get psyched

Another reason I love Pharrell

Beautiful waste

Art out of waste. Way to recycle. Check out more of Yuken Teruya's creativity here.

This is what hell is like.

It's like my worst nightmare came true. The razor account fused with the femcare account. Major shivers.

Holy shit this is awesome.

Enter HERE

I see.

This week has been a bit of a mindfuck. Interviews, plane tickets, testosterone; it's all happening whether I'm alligned with the lunar cycle or not.
Here are some closing thoughts (shit, it's only Wednesday-FML):
-The circle of trust means nothing, if you're not engaging in it.
-Sometimes looks don't matter if he/she makes you feel like you're the only person in the room. Attraction comes with respect.
-Respect is quickly lost if you're not honest.
-If a person seems shady at first impression, he/she is probably a shady mothafucka in general. Keep one eye open.
-Exes are not to be hated. They're role models for what NOT to be like. Take note.
-Sometimes, people need to be with their polar opposite to find their center.
-I'm glad I'm liked for who I am vs. who I'm fucking.
-Remember that someone loves the person you despise. Look for the good things about them, and revel in your commonality.
-If his new chick is grade D, just remember, you had him first. The catch- she's looking to you to set the bar. Set it high.
-I have a feeling that the Boomerang Theory™ will prove to be true at the most inopportune time. Baggage is meant to be unpacked alone. When he finally figures that out, it will definitely be too late...for everyone. Que lastima.

In the words of Samantha James, "People rise together when they believe in tomorrow, change today, to forever, cuz life keeps movin'..."

Lyrics for right now:

A&E

It's a blue, bright blue Saturday, hey hey
And the pain is starting to slip away, hey hey

I'm in a backless dress on a pastel ward that's shining
Think I wan't you still
But there may be pills at work

Do you really wanna know how I was dancing on the floor?
I was trying to phone you when I'm crawling out the door
I'm amazed at you, the things you say that you don't do
Why don't you wreck?

I was feeling lonely, feeling blue
Feeling like I needed you
Like I'm walking up surrounded by me
A&E

It's a blue, bright blue Saturday, hey hey
And the pain is starting to slip away, hey hey

I'm in a backless dress on a pastel ward that's shining
Think I wan't you still
But there may be pills at work

How did I get to accident - emergency?
All I wanted was you to take me out high
And I was feeling lonely, feeling blue
Feeling like I needed you
Like I hope'd you'd call and hope you'd see me
A&E
-Goldfrapp

Pffft

There should be a filter on Twitter so that users who have over 500+updates don't get this error message shit.

Idiot

You'd think he would know better after the first couple kids. What a dumb fuck. (Courtesy of Time.com)

Another kinda-cute error

FUCK TICKETMASTER

Sometimes I love Diddy

ABC = FAIL

Damn you ABC for making me wait another week for my next episode of LOST. (Photo Source: postsecret.blogspot.com)

Hilarious

Entered a contest to win Coachella tix and this was the thank you page. Best one I've ever seen!

What the ef??

Anyone ever see this error message on Facebook? I think it's hysterical that they put some random photo of a pug with it...

HA!

What's wrong with a little sex during times of financial crisis?? According to Perezhilton, some billboard company, refused to post this ad because they thought it was too racy. Did I mention it would be placed in the meatpacking district- just about the gayest area in NY? LAME.

IT'S ALL HAPPENING!!

Michael Jackson has just announced that he will be performing 10 shows at London's O2 Arena this July. And guess what?! I'm gonna go. For real peoples. I'm fucking going. Tickets go on sale next Wednesday, March 13th. Check it out HERE!!

A female Banksy?

Ten year old Solveig, is considered by the UK Telegraph to be a female-versioned Banksy. Hmm, not sure I buy it. What do you think? Check out here stuff HERE.

Goddamn I love bacon

Someone has created a recipe for bacon mayonnaise. Yes, there is a god, and his name is Ryan Farr. Check it HERE.

Forchunz

Got the most amazing fortune last nite that I almost ate with the cookie:

Technology is the art of arranging the world so we do not notice it.