Best thing I've read in awhile

"Getting laid off is a blank check resume-wise. You never have to 'explain' why u were there 7 mo."- scottperezfox via Sally Hogshead via Twitter

You gotta watch til the end

What's up with the raccoon?

SUCKERS

Can I get an AMEN?

Topshop's coming. I can already feel it. Read about it HERE!

MAC x Hello Kitty

Check out their new mood film (courtesy of the lovely Catja).

Dumb hookers

No really- the Las Vegas Review Journal just posted the top 50 hottest hookers in Vegas to look out for (read about it HERE)- including photos and a list of their known misdemeanors!! If you're in Vegas right now, maybe you can find one and say hi...

Peanuts = Penis? Yes, I agree. Circle gets a square.

Guess who got this on Valentine's Day??

HA

Guess there are Gloucester whores everywhere!
In the UK,
Chantelle Steadman, 15 year-old tramp
+
barely pubescent Alfie Patten, 13 years old, 4 ft. tall
=
baby

This is almost as disgusting as Octo-slut, Nadya Suleman.

Kitten on kitten

Courtesy of the lovely Cat. Puss puss.

NEW BUFF MONSTER

Happy Vday to me! Buff's kicking this one off right with his web-exclusive "Bloody Valentine" figure. Looks like it might be a 10" incher? Goes on sale tomorrow morning 10 am PST on his site ONLY. Love me? Get it HERE!

Happy Humpday

Only in America

Best website ever. Thisiswhyyou'refat.com. HAHA!!

When was the last time you booked a flight?

Always wondered if there was something on Oceanic's website that would give us clues...still searching.

Two tears

James Whitmore aka "Brooks" from The Shawshank Redemption passed away on Friday. So sad.

Bacon is the bomb

Need another reason why Boston sucks?

Because only in this town would stupid cops arrest Shepard Fairey...Read about it here.

Unemployment haikus

Hilarious. Check out the rest of them HERE.

I hate Barbie. That bitch has everything.

Check out the designers lined up to design grown-up dresses for Barbie's 50th anniversary at NY Fashion Week. AND Christian Laboutin is designing all the model's shoes in the signature 219 Pantone Pink. So hot.
(PHOTO SOURCE HERE)

Anna Sui
Baby Phat
Badgley Mischka
Betsey Johnson
Bob Mackie
Brian Reyes
Calvin Klein
Carmen Marc Valvo
Catherine Malandrino
Chris Benz
Costello Tagliapietra
Derek Lam
Diane von Furstenberg
Donna Karan
Erin Fetherston
House of Field
Jeremy Scott
Juicy Couture
Kai Kuhne
Kenneth Cole
Koi Suwannagate
Lyn Devon
Marchesa
Michael Kors
Monique Lhuillier
Naeem Khan
Nanette Lepore
Nicole Miller
Norma Kamali
Peter Som
Rachel Roy
Rag & Bone
Rebecca Taylor
Reem Acra
Robert Best
Rosa Cha
The Blonds
Three As Four
Tibi
Tommy Hilfiger
Tory Burch
Tracy Reese
Trina Turk
Tuleh
Twinkle
Vena Cava
Vera Wang
Vivienne Tam
Yeohlee
Yigal Azrouel

Check it

Straight guys-take note. If your body looked like this...sigh. Just...shit-make your body look like this, ok?

P.s. This is gold medal Australian Olympic diver, Matthe Mitcham. The men out there are lucky to have him...