Stupid big man sizes

Find this for me in something way smaller than an XL, then buy it for me HERE!. K? Thanks.

Are you fucking serious?

Yes, yes I am. New BAGS score. TCM/TOD. Respecognize.

What a waste

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Razzy's, welcome to the rotation.

Razzy's. Somerville, MA. Go there.

When in doubt, return to Shopgirl

[Ray]
Hey, guess what? When I'm in NY next week, I've decided to look for an apartment there.

[Mirabelle]
To move there?

[Ray]
No no, just a place to stay while I'm there. No more luggage. Woohoo!

[Mirabelle]
Like a crash pad! You lucky mister.

[Ray]
Actually, I'm gonna look for a 3-bedroom in case I meet someone and have kids.

[Mirabelle]
(sits down defeated)

[Ray]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...

[Mirabelle]
Ray, why don't you love me? ...are you just biding your time with me?

[Ray]
I thought you understood.

[Mirabelle]
So, I can either hurt now or hurt later. Now...I guess.

Lessen for the week
Don't wait for later. Now is everything.

Nice leo-TARD

Madonna's the new face of Louis. So H-O-T.

Old medicine

Caption: Testing the 2,7000-year-old pot for THC concentration.

Check it:
"The world's oldest stash of marijuana has been found in far western China, according to an article in the Journal of Experimental Botany.

An ancient Caucasian people, probably the Indo-European-speaking Yuezhi whose fair-haired mummies keep turning up in Xinjiang province, seem to have buried one of their shamans with a whopping 789 grams of high-potency pot 2,700 years ago.

That's about 28 ounces of killer green bud, worth perhaps $8,000 at today's street prices, and enough to keep Harold and Kumar happy for a couple of days.

"It was common practice in burials to provide materials needed for the afterlife," lead author Ethan B. Russo, a practicing neurologist and prominent medicinal-marijuana advocate based in Missoula, Mont., tells the Canadian Press. "No hemp or seeds were provided for fabric or food. Rather, cannabis as medicine or for visionary purposes was supplied."

But the researchers couldn't tell if the weed was meant to be smoked or eaten. No pipes, bongs or rolling papers were found in the tomb.

The ancient Greek historian Herodotus relates how the Scythians, Iranian-speaking nomads who roamed the steppes to the west of the Yuezhi in the first millennium B.C., liked to throw marijuana onto bonfires to induce trancelike states. It's possible the buried shaman followed similar practices."

Man, I would love to try this shit. I bet it's the purest stuff of all time. And how come they're testing it for THC concentration? Who gets to sample this goodness? Man, this strand is gonna be hot on the market. If you can score some, CALL ME.

Source: Foxnews.com

New Buff

10" Buff Monster x Teddy Troop designed by Flying Fortress and produced by Adfunture. Get it for me. Thanks.

If you're in Miami, you should check this out.

Guess what I won't be taking on my flight home?

Ambien CR.

For Momma Bear

My mom used to wanna have Rick Astley's babies. In honor of her upcoming nuptials this Saturday, this one's for her...

Thanks.

The ongoing list of things I'm thankful for/appreciate of:
-the sun
-the love of family
-waking up and realizing that I got a solid 5 hours
-friends who maintain
-Saturdays
-puppies
-people that plan things for me
-being from California
-hugs
-Coca-Cola in a can
-music
-people who say "bless you" after you sneeze
-the beach
-cell phone service
-that feeling you get when you receive a phone call/text from someone unexpected
-unwarranted acts of kindness
-surprises (even though I hate them, I kinda love them)
-karaoke
-a great book
-visually stimulating art
-cute babies
-recognition when you've done something good
-seat warmers
-skylights
-air conditioning
-amazing wallpaper
-light colored eyes
-flip flops
-glowtion
-the smell of a bbq
-laughter that brings you to tears
-kisses
-sunroofs
-a good couch
-straightening irons
-tropical fruit

Nice.

Today at 11 am PST, FullyVisual x Amanda Visell. The 6 piece mini figure set, titled "Apocalypt-Ephunts" comes in 4 different colorways: SILVER, COPPER, GOLD, and BLACK NICKEL. But it HERE!.

Pee your pants, people. Pee. Your. Pants.

Horrific yet hilarious

In honor of my trip to Cali...Nov. 22- Dec. 1. I'll miss you.

Guess what you're getting for Xmas?

That's right. A beer hoodie.

About effin' time

Our AOL Search banner will be appearing live on http://icanhascheezburger.com/ today. Make sure you click on it, bitches! If you don't see it, just keep refreshing! It should look somethin like the image above...

Guess what! The banner is also appearing on www.wheresgeorge.com as well. Hurray for cool-site placement day! And a big BOOOOO for bad clients who approve lame creative.

This is a load of bullshits.

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Even the Dharma Initiative is being hit by Bush's economic barforama. Assassination...just throwin' it out there...

New Moon

My fortune cookies:
1) A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food.
2) The act of giving is more important than receiving.

Best. Night. Ever. Seriously...despite the retarded forchunz. Mad snaps to everyone who shared it with me.

Icanhascheezburger.com. My new favorite funnies.