The Thumper

I have a new neighbor upstairs and already I hate her. In the past 2.5 years that I've lived here, I've never in my life heard the kind of thumping this bitch makes when she walks around the apt. She wakes me up at all hours of the night with her heavy walking and I swear to god, I'ma kill her if she doesn't fuckin lose some weight or something. Other than buying this slut a rug, what else can I do to get her to chill on the heavy walking?

Because it's Friday and I love Fridays.

Gotta love how these girls are such hookers. Except for the she-man in the first one. She may just be a tranny.

I need one

I need to find a cool broach like this one. But not this one. Any suggestions?

Gettin' over it.

They say that the time it takes to get over someone is half the time you were with him/her. But how long does it really take if were in love? And what if you still talk to him/her? How long before it gets better?

Damn, I'm such a chick.

My kinda spot

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Now how come when I present ideas like this, they get killed?

Wet

What do you do when it's raining and you lose your umbrella? Are you supposed to wait til it's clear and go buy another one? Or do you rough it, get wet, only to get dry again? Such are the dilemmas in my life...

Buff Monster x Fully Visual

Check out the hottest figure from Buff. And guess what- it's all mine!!

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I NEED THIS!

Exclusive:--
M ICON - 12" Michael Jackson collectible figure (Billie Jean / History Tour version)

This collectible stands approximately 30 cm tall, features the authentic likeness of Michael Jackson - the legendary musician and Hollywood pop star in the 80's.

Michael Jackson collectible figure features:
- Hot Toys' newly developed TrueType- "Slim version" body with over 38 points of articulation.
- Trademarked single sequined white glove
- Sequined black coat
- White socks with black shoes
- Black hat
- Microphone
- Microphone stand
- Three sets of interchangeable hands
- 12 inches figure stand with Michael Jackson nameplate

{Release date: DEC 2008}

Artists:
- Head Sculpt by Kang In Ae
- Head Art Directed by Yulli
- Paint by JC.Hong

Mini Shorts Debut.

Yes, they are that bright.

Word.

I had a good week

AZNTV was my saving grace this past winter because I discovered the Silly Fools. This song is sure to make anyone happy. When I hear it, it makes me want to jump around in pure glee. Hope it does the same for you. Happy Friday!!

My neon summer

Been pretty daring this summer. And I'm about to take another bold step. I started out with Bermuda Shorts (LOVED IT so much that I bought it), then went to Short Shorts and I think today is the day I move to Mini Shorts. Ef the yellow one- that one's called Shorty Pants. And let's face it, it should really be called Ugly Pants. Besides, I like synchronization. What genie decided to fuck with the line and not have it end in "Shorts?" Cuz that person should be fired.

Dress shopping sucks

I've been dress shopping for my mom's wedding and this is the most hideous one I've come across to date. How come when you need something, you can't find it, but when you're not looking, it falls in your lap?

One tear.

A wonderful burgeoning artist has passed away. RIP Nagi Noda. I hope you find more beauty than you've ever known possible, wherever you are...

Ex Sex.

Good or bad idea? Discuss.

Anyone have this guy's number? I wanna throw a party.

"Let's just be friends"

Ever heard that? The ultimate response:

Sure, no problem! (<-- click on this link)

Perfect flowers to waste time on.

He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. And so the drama continues...

Could be awesome

Please let there be a Ralph Wiggum figure. Please let there be a Ralph Wiggum figure. Please let there be a Ralph Wiggum figure. It'd be awesome if he's got at least one finger up his nose, but I'd settle for a crayon in the mouth. If he's not included in the series, I'm writin' a letter and boycotting Kidrobot..for at least a month. There, I said it.

'80s flashback

Hot Toddy, you're my hero for finding these:

Lost chances

For some reason, I've been seeing lots of war movies lately. A part of me always wished I could join the service, but I've got a busted knee and would never make it. Still though, there's somethin' that draws me towards the military. Maybe someday I'll be able to work with them and/or for them...


My Rifle: The Creed of a US Marine
by Major General William H. Rupertus (USMC, Ret.)

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We
are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!