Hilarious

Yo Gabba Gabba! (There's a Party in my Tummy!)

Stick it

4,000 graff stickers make up a pretty sweet wall at The Ace Hotel, NY. Check it out the full story here.

I kinda see the resemblance

Joe Jackson's claiming this is MJ's other son, Omer Bhatti. He is kinda hot like Michael used to be. And he did in fact sit with the fam at the memorial. Hmmm.

IT'S HERE!

Buff's much anticipated book is finally on sale for the public! It's got everything he's ever done, so if you're a fan...BUY IT.

Lost panel at SDCC 2009

Lyrics of the week

Been seeing someone lately who reminded me about the pangs of being in a relationship. Feels like it's been so long...

Use Somebody

I've been roaming around always lookin down at all I see.
Painted faces fill the places I can't reach.
You know that I could use somebody
You know that I could use somebody
Someone like you
And all you know and how you speak
Countless lovers undercover of the street
You know that I could use somebody
You know that I could use somebody
Someone like you
Off in the night while you live it up I'm off to sleep
Waging wars to shake the poet and the beat
I hope it's gonna make you notice
I hope it's gonna make you notice
Someone like me
Someone like me
Someone like me
Somebody
(Go and let it out)
Someone like you
Somebody
Someone like you
Somebody
Someone like you
Somebody
I've been roaming around always lookin down at all I see

-Kings of Leon

This is why I love/hate Germany

Hilarious, yet banned. My favorite part is that it's a mixed race couple. LOL.

Hmm

"If it's good, don't check under the hood." - Brad Pitt

I agree. Circle gets a square.

For my Cali girls who are new to my blog

In true "crazy" style, this one's for you guys. Click on it to enlarge :). (Courtesy of http://incredimazing.com/)

Michael Jackson - Bille jean Demo

Michael Jackson - Bille jean Demo

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The demo version of "Billie Jean". AMAZING.

Haven't seen these...

All sorts of memorial photos are coming from MJ's tragic passing. Here are some new ones, and some old goodies...

7/9/09

If you're in LA this Thursday, Buff's got an event going on at JapanLA! Check it.

Buff has a book!

Buff's releasing his first book!! Available at Comic Con June 23rd in San Diego, this bad boy looks HOT.

Remember...

Sadly, I wasn't one of the fortunate to score a ticket to the MJ memorial, even though I tried so hard...

One tear

Good people understand the crazies.

Neverland Owner Writes an Open Letter to Community

Thomas J. Barrack Jr. has lived near Neverland Ranch for decades and recently came into ownership of the property, via his private-equity firm, when Jackson defaulted on a loan. Although Jackson partially still had a stake in the land, he moved to a large Holmby Hills estate where he died last week. Now there is a chance a public viewing of Jackson later this week will occur at the ranch in Santa Barbara County, which has officials worried about traffic anywhere Jackson's body is taken. If that happens, the quiet countryside of Santa Ynez Valley could temporarily quintuple (or more!) it's population in a matter of hours, prompting Barrack to write a very poetic open letter to the community (posted below). Also under consideration for a ceremony is the Staples Center, says the LA Times.

An Open Letter to the Santa Barbara Community From Thomas J. Barrack, Jr.
The windswept face of Grass Mountain and the oak tree studded hills of the Santa Ynez Valley are once again the backdrop for a global drama of epic proportion. Michael Jackson has died at the age of 50 on the eve of a universal comeback.

As his family, friends and millions of fans across the globe seek outlets in which to express their grief, Michael’s only true home, the Neverland Ranch, has become a temporary sanctuary where fans and family can still feel the presence of his kind and compassionate soul.

The universal curiosity about Neverland and its connection to Michael is an unchangeable fact. How grieving fans are treated as they arrive to pay their respects will be viewed with great interest by the world. As we all know, the impressions left by Michael’s last interaction with Santa Barbara County were not positive.

Consequently, I would like to simply frame the issue upon which we all need to focus: It is a reality that the world will quickly descend on Santa Barbara and Neverland as fans continue to grieve, and as Michael’s legacy gains perhaps more appreciation after his death than during his life.

We must be prepared for the fact that visitors and fans will come, with or without permission or an invitation. As a consequence, all actions being taken at the moment are aimed at creating a well thought out and coordinated plan amongst the family, the Sheriff, the County regulatory agencies, the fire department, local proprietors, local press, local residents and the Highway Patrol to protect and preserve the interests of all constituencies.

We must also prepare to accommodate Michael’s family’s wishes as they contemplate the location of his final resting place and their own return to the tranquil grounds of the Michael Jackson family compound.

Michael Jackson was accused, tried and acquitted in our county and found innocent on all counts. As Michael’s final arrangements are planned, his family’s wishes should be welcomed by this county with open arms. Let’s adopt an attitude of hospitality, warmth, and tolerance and allow the world to pay their respects to this global icon by conducting ourselves with grace and elegance.

The consideration of the future of the Neverland property will be addressed in due time through normal process and with appropriate deliberation. Right now, the imperative is to be responsive at a sensitive moment in which the world is watching us and observing our conduct as we mourn the loss of one of our own long-time residents.

I have been a horse rancher and farmer in the Santa Ynez Valley for more than three decades and have raised my children to continue the legacy of stewardship and preservation that we all value so highly in this magical valley.

Our peaceful pastures are imbued with a Western tradition of kindness and hospitality, free of fence lines or locked gates. We further flourished from the legacy of a strong Chumash culture and civilization which became the footprints remaining in the minds of all those who visited this majestic world. This is our chance to teach the world what “mi casa es su casa” really means.

Padre Junipero Serra, pioneer California missionary, described the future site of Santa Barbara as a "dismal and treeless" place when he first saw it in April 1782. It has taken the work of generations of dedicated people to create a county known throughout the world for its beauty. Let us all keep in mind that reputations are earned in decades and lost in moments of haste and bad decisions.

Let us allow the world and our visitors to taste a few drops of the magic elixir that is the metaphysical mix between the beautiful Santa Ynez Valley sculpted by the soft hands of God, and the warm and kind environment crafted by the hands of its residents.

By Zach Behrens in News on June 30, 2009 5:29 PM
Via LAist

RIP my King

As many of you know, I'm a devout Michael Jackson fan. Yesterday was one of the hardest days I've ever had. Can't believe he's no longer with us. Rather than write and say how he impacted my life, I'd like to share some links with you from some other people with whom I share sentiments. Just click on a name below to read their thoughts...

Elizabeth Taylor

Lisa Marie Presley

Deepak Chopra

Andrew Sullivan

Lyrics of the day

For the past 6 months, I've had the pleasure of fulfilling a New Years resolution- to get back to being me; to remembering what I like, what I don't and where I wanna go next.

"Gardenia"
by Mandy Moore

Well, I put so much thought into getting ready
Now I know that was the best part
It's so easy to get caught up in what I'm regretting
Forget what I got from a wounded heart

[CHORUS]
I'm the one who likes Gardenia
I'm the one who likes to make love on the floor
I don't want to hang up the phone yet
It's been good
Getting to know me more
I've been seeing all my old friends in the city
Walking alone in Central Park
Doing all the things that I've neglected
Traded 'em all in
To be in your arms

[CHORUS]

Well, I hear my own voice
Sounds so silly
Keep on telling my story all around
Everything I lost seems so different
Well, this is how everybody gets found

Are skulls bad luck?

Buff just released one of his newest prints. It's a skull and it's pretty awesome. I want it, only thing is, I'm a bit weary about skulls. I'm not super superstitious or anything, but something's weird to me about having a skull hanging in my place. My friend Erin has this adorable little skull necklace. She refuses to take it off- something about how it's supposed to fall off naturally and when it does, her wish comes true. I don't believe any of that, but it still kinda freaks me out.

This seems like a new direction for Buff considering all his past stuff is cute little x-eyed buggers popping out of boobs. Either way, I can't decide if I want this print. I know if I wait it'll be gone. But still...it's a skull. Grrrr. I'm gonna be so annoyed with myself if the next release is a skull as well. Cuz then I coulda had a set. Ugh- such frustrations in my life.

Woah.

Buff just posted part of his toy collection on Twitter. Have you ever wanted to play with someone's toys this bad?

One of my favorites.

I have yet to see another commercial that makes me laugh as much as this one does. The albino dolphin one is pretty good, but not as good as Berries and Creme...

It's like I wrote this spot. But didn't.

Love it.

Does your Dex™ suck?

I just succeeded in trademarking the word Dex™. Dex™ = Dating ex. Feel free to use it in a sentence but know that every time you do, I'll get royalties. Why? Cuz I'm awesome.

O

I'd like to think this is Eminem's "O" face (sans Bruno's butt). If it is, I'm gonna need a second...sigh...so hot.

WTF.

This is what I've been seeing since 11 am EST. So upsetting especially since I was 3 hours early! FML.

Spend money to hold money

Buff's newest creation with FullyVisual. You can purchase one or both of them for me HERE Thanks.

Nice.

"puppies and tanlines
sunsets and vodka
fast words with attitude
-from the casual glance.

warmth and intelligence
inner beauty, outer beauty
words as sharp as her gaze
-for those willing to look deeper.

get to know Leah.
you'll be happy you did."

MMMMM

(Photo source HERE)

Oh Buff. I love you.

VIMBY - Buff Monster

Pretty cool

Just saw this on Blik's website. You can now order prose and stick it on your wall. Love how someone ordered a phrase from LOST and treated it as if it were a biblical passage.

Oh Michael...

Nostalgia Galore

Lucky bitch

Happy Friday, bitches!!

More Here!

Oh poop.

It happened again. And this time, with a newer pretty error page.

Vinyl x latex

Junko Mizuno makes condoms now? Would you trust them?

This'll give you the chills

She annoys me

Hilarious

Go here NOW: http://fgnovel.ytmnd.com/.

Do you have any idea what this is??

IT'S THE MICHAEL JACKSON VISIONARY BOX SET (a collection of all his video singles). AND I NEED IT.

Check it:

Ya fuckin' right

How the hell did Shititas score a B- on the agency digital report card? Someone must be sucking cock over at Adweek. Read about it here.

Get psyched

Another reason I love Pharrell

Beautiful waste

Art out of waste. Way to recycle. Check out more of Yuken Teruya's creativity here.

This is what hell is like.

It's like my worst nightmare came true. The razor account fused with the femcare account. Major shivers.

Holy shit this is awesome.

Enter HERE

I see.

This week has been a bit of a mindfuck. Interviews, plane tickets, testosterone; it's all happening whether I'm alligned with the lunar cycle or not.
Here are some closing thoughts (shit, it's only Wednesday-FML):
-The circle of trust means nothing, if you're not engaging in it.
-Sometimes looks don't matter if he/she makes you feel like you're the only person in the room. Attraction comes with respect.
-Respect is quickly lost if you're not honest.
-If a person seems shady at first impression, he/she is probably a shady mothafucka in general. Keep one eye open.
-Exes are not to be hated. They're role models for what NOT to be like. Take note.
-Sometimes, people need to be with their polar opposite to find their center.
-I'm glad I'm liked for who I am vs. who I'm fucking.
-Remember that someone loves the person you despise. Look for the good things about them, and revel in your commonality.
-If his new chick is grade D, just remember, you had him first. The catch- she's looking to you to set the bar. Set it high.
-I have a feeling that the Boomerang Theory™ will prove to be true at the most inopportune time. Baggage is meant to be unpacked alone. When he finally figures that out, it will definitely be too late...for everyone. Que lastima.

In the words of Samantha James, "People rise together when they believe in tomorrow, change today, to forever, cuz life keeps movin'..."

Lyrics for right now:

A&E

It's a blue, bright blue Saturday, hey hey
And the pain is starting to slip away, hey hey

I'm in a backless dress on a pastel ward that's shining
Think I wan't you still
But there may be pills at work

Do you really wanna know how I was dancing on the floor?
I was trying to phone you when I'm crawling out the door
I'm amazed at you, the things you say that you don't do
Why don't you wreck?

I was feeling lonely, feeling blue
Feeling like I needed you
Like I'm walking up surrounded by me
A&E

It's a blue, bright blue Saturday, hey hey
And the pain is starting to slip away, hey hey

I'm in a backless dress on a pastel ward that's shining
Think I wan't you still
But there may be pills at work

How did I get to accident - emergency?
All I wanted was you to take me out high
And I was feeling lonely, feeling blue
Feeling like I needed you
Like I hope'd you'd call and hope you'd see me
A&E
-Goldfrapp

Pffft

There should be a filter on Twitter so that users who have over 500+updates don't get this error message shit.

Idiot

You'd think he would know better after the first couple kids. What a dumb fuck. (Courtesy of Time.com)

Another kinda-cute error

FUCK TICKETMASTER

Sometimes I love Diddy

ABC = FAIL

Damn you ABC for making me wait another week for my next episode of LOST. (Photo Source: postsecret.blogspot.com)

Hilarious

Entered a contest to win Coachella tix and this was the thank you page. Best one I've ever seen!

What the ef??

Anyone ever see this error message on Facebook? I think it's hysterical that they put some random photo of a pug with it...

HA!

What's wrong with a little sex during times of financial crisis?? According to Perezhilton, some billboard company, refused to post this ad because they thought it was too racy. Did I mention it would be placed in the meatpacking district- just about the gayest area in NY? LAME.

IT'S ALL HAPPENING!!

Michael Jackson has just announced that he will be performing 10 shows at London's O2 Arena this July. And guess what?! I'm gonna go. For real peoples. I'm fucking going. Tickets go on sale next Wednesday, March 13th. Check it out HERE!!